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Offline rpm

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« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2007, 11:45:11 PM »
I need to market a pocketsized UV seat sanitizer.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline AWMac

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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2007, 12:09:07 AM »
I make potty time loads of fun....

First up the seat, climb up onto the bowl. Squat an assume a bombers position and wait.... wait long because you NEED to share....wait...

Ohhh they'll come in and like the Zero's they are they'll hover near by... and yet yer the BUFF!!!!  

When they're in a formation let loose with the tail guns... bank and hit the stall... guns and the left bank... moan as you dive and watch them scatter.... running the zipper up and down will let them know that yer doors are open and you mean business, BIG BUSINESS!!!!

Drop and exclaim "EGGS OUT!!!"

Easter has the Biggest Effect on Office N00Bs.

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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2007, 12:13:17 AM »
LMAO.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2007, 12:17:28 AM »
Hey if you can't have fun at work, why go to work at all?

Maybe this is why I work from home now....?

:huh

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