Author Topic: Pet Peeve (Read 441 times)

Sandman · « **on:** January 29, 2007, 05:22:15 PM »

Okay... I don't know who it is yet, and I'm not sure I want to know... but gawdamn it... he's irritating.

There is a man in this office who is obviously a little squeamish about putting his buttocks on a toilet seat that is (ohmygawd!) shared by others. He obviously hasn't watched the episodes of Myth Busters or Penn & Teller's Bull**** that covers the supposed dangers of bacterial infection from a toilet seat.

This man took the time and effort to pull out one of those seat tissues, arranged it just so on the toilet seat, did his business, and then left the tissue there.

He left the tissue on the seat.

I tell yah... I can't decide whether it's rude or just moronic inconsistency.

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:23:29 PM »

have you considered the possibility of the last user being kind enough to pre-paper the seat for the next user?

VOR · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:33:26 PM »

Yeah! He's probably posting somewhere about his own pet peeve: people who don't replace the seat paper after they're done.

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:37:01 PM »

I can't feel self-righteous if I'm giggling.

Stop it.

bj229r · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:43:08 PM »

I was at an airport in Alabama (Montgomery?)---the toilets had a contraption, ya press a button, the whole seat is instantly encapsulated with this disposable paper thingie, which gets flushed....never seen such a thing since

Meatwad · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:54:48 PM »

Put the poilet paper seat thing on each one, and write something on there like "hello (hisname), I been waiting for you, im lonely, etc

Maybe he will go mentally insane

midnight Target · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2007, 06:22:34 PM »

When we're driving across country my wife rates rest stops based on their cleanliness and availability of seat protectors.

On the last trip (from here to Michigan) she robbed the last rest stop in California of about 50 seat protectors "just in case".

By the way...

Texas - A
California - B
Arizona - B
Utah - C+
Wyoming - B
Oklahoma - F
Missouri - D

sandman's new pet peeve... thread stealers!

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2007, 06:29:19 PM »

I'm just wondering where the hell in Texas that you found a rest stop.

I don't believe they exist on I40.

ROC · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2007, 06:29:41 PM »

bj229, I found the same thing. Problem is, I did a courtesy flush and was still sittin there at the time.

There's a story for another day!

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2007, 07:15:43 PM »

When I was like 17 or 18 I worked for a very short while (less then a month) for a cleaning company that did the nighttime cleaning for several restaurants.

One of our duties was to clean the bathrooms.

Tell ya what.
As much as women complain about how nasty and dirty men are.
Women more then make up for pure grossness in their public bathrooms

Your typical women's restroom is about 1,000 times more gross then men's.
Its painfully obvious that not only do many of them not sit when they go. Many dont even bother to even try to get it in the toilet often just going alongside

And the things they just toss on the floor ewwwe!

Dont let em kid ya gents.
Men have no monopoly on being gross and disgusting

Mustaine · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2007, 07:27:49 PM »

worked in the "service" industry before, (namely denny's, taco bell, and a gas station)

yeah women can be nasty in the bathroom, and leaving their "personals" around

but I have never seen a woman actually poo ON the seat, but witnessed it 3 times in men's rooms.

I personally have a difficult time using a public toilet, as from what I have seen, and I just don't like the thought of my buttox touching something another mans buttox just touched.

you know I am surprised no one has invented a disinfectant dispenser like all the grocery stores have now for the shopping carts.

Meatwad · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2007, 08:28:22 PM »

*Makes note to visit the patnet office in the morning*

vorticon · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2007, 08:35:52 PM »

after using construction site porta potties...i have absolutly no fear of public washrooms.

ClevMan · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:16:53 PM »

Yeah, the problem here is, when I have to have a twosie, the last person to sit there is the last thing on my mind... My office bathroom is so far away, most of the time it's a photo finish anyway...

Dago · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:23:18 PM »

Too bad you can't rub a little Ben Gay on a new one and put it back in the dispensor. Might get the wrong guy is a drawback.