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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: January 29, 2007, 01:12:39 AM »
OMG My son sent me this. I havent laughed this hard in a long time

Its. a spa for pets.

I want one!

Priceless!



 The Pet Spa


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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 01:17:34 AM »
Wow.  This will get interesting.  Personally I found it cruel.

This is a family pet...I just don't see the point in this.
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 01:34:39 AM »
Im sure that for every one who finds it cruel there will be two who think its hillarious.

Besides. it seems its a real product in California

http://www.launderpet.com/Pet%20Spa.htm

"Hydro-muscular massage and bath in California’s first Pet Spa, a totally automatic cabin that washes and blow-dries dogs and cats!  This patented system was designed by a team of veterinarians, animal behaviorists and engineers for the well being of pets. The computerized cabin safely maintains air and water temperatures at the recommended levels by the board of veterinary medicine"

You wouldnt deny a kitty cat a massage would ya?
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2007, 01:40:30 AM »
I've known a couple ~~~CRAZY~~~ women that insist on giving their cats baths, for whatever reason.

I can see giving a dog a bath, but a cat???

Except for the occaisional hairball cats are relatively clean animals.

I just don't see the need to put one in a machine for what, 45 seconds?, scaring the crap out of them for something that's not that beneficial to them.  I may be wrong, I am not a vet, but I just don't see the point of subjecting a cat to a torrent of water and watching it try to escape this imposed terror on it.

Squirells, OTOH, are only a little above rats to me. :D

Although this it both pathetic and funny looking at the same tim.  Poor kitty!

« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 01:42:38 AM by DiabloTX »
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 06:48:03 AM »
If you start early enough, many cats can be trained to at least tolerate baths.  But you have to start while they can still be tricked into thinking this is normal behavior.  Many wild cats enjoy swimming so it is behavior that can be learned without traumatizing the cat.

If you start as an adult... well, that's just not fair to the cat.

That said, we used to take our pet cat to a "critter cleaners" which gave the cat a thorough cleaning and grooming.  He didn't seem to mind it too much but they were much more hands-on than simply throwing kitty into a washing machine like that.  They'd calm him down, hold him firmly but gently, and use a low-pressure warm water hand-held shower extension.  With two people doing the job, it's possible to clean a cat that way without suffering injuries.

He was a fairly mellow cat which helped, but more importantly from the time he was a kitten I had taught him that when a human held him down, it was time to chill out.  Whenever we'd be playing and he got a little aggressive and bit or scratched me a little too hard, I'd subdue him and just hold him for a little while to show him I was the boss.  Then I'd let him up, pet him a bit, and we'd continue playing no big deal.  It got to the point where he'd act like a cat was supposed to, but if a person subdued him he'd squirm but never ever bite or scratch.  He learned long ago from me that if he bit me I'd hold his mouth closed for a minute, and if he scratched too hard I'd hold his paws AND his mouth closed for a minute.  We never had any problems even when he got older and needed to be fed pills routinely.  We'd just kneel down, set him between our knees, hold his head and jaw with one hand, stick a finger between his molars to get him to open his mouth, and stuff the pill down past his tongue.  Since he never fought back more than a little squirming, once we learned the technique it wasn't very traumatic and took only a few seconds.

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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2007, 08:42:55 AM »
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I can see giving a dog a bath, but a cat???

Except for the occaisional hairball cats are relatively clean animals.


Some cats are.  Some aren't.  When I was growing up I had a cat that wasn't too smart.  I had to give it a bath every 3 weeks.  

While the cat at home right now is the most immaculately clean thing ever.



But I do have to say, giving cats bathes is a lot of fun.  Fill up the tub with warm water and some shampoo.  Make it just deeper then their height, but not deeper then their head height.  Then toss them in.  The thrashing about will wash them very well.  Couple this with the inability to touch bottom, and you could throw in a load of laundry as well.

It's not as limb threatening as most people would think.  The cat is so concerned with getting out of the room that it will not go after you.
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