cowboys and pirates are obviously sexual deviants, this doesnt please the general audience.
most ninja aint allow to screw women let alone little boys as it makes them more emotional about flipping out and cuttin throats but this also makes the ninja a bit of a loser as shagging is the mainframe of life being worthwhile.
while the cowboy and pirate are eyeing each other up and thinking about what they will do with the corpses, the ninja slashes thier akilles tendons before they know its happend, as they each take a step forward they collapse under twitching ankles. the ninja then gets shot by both the pirate and the cowboy, he dies before he hits the ground, but still manages to take his own life with his sowrd as he falls, and throw ninja stars into the others two's eyes, blinding them in a mudslide of oozing eyeball juices and bleeding legs. the cowboy fires his remaining 5 bullets wildly at the pirate whose pistol only held one ball, tearing the seafarer to pieces with the heavy slugs.
finally the cabin boy emerges, brains the cowboy with an oar, and soddomises all three corpses.
