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Offline Stringer

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« on: February 05, 2007, 09:50:19 PM »
Wow.....forget about HAL.  At least he only bothered you in space, and didn't wear diapers to chase you down.....

You think she'll use the "Tang" defense?

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Offline JB88

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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2007, 09:54:33 PM »
"During a check of the parking lot, an officer followed Nowak and watched her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. They also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said."

they don't write **** better than this.  ;)
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2007, 10:05:56 PM »
Looks like she took an eightball a 1/2 before the mugshot.
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2007, 10:15:35 PM »
"Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Police officers recovered a love letter to Oefelein in her car."


i'll bet they did it in space for the good of our country.  

what would that be called?  the extra-terrestrial club?
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2007, 10:27:41 PM »
For some reason I can't imagine Gus Grissom ever doing something like this.  Or Deke.  Or Gordo.  Or Al.  Or Wally.

I guess her slot is now open.

NEXT! (no launch for you)
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2007, 11:29:03 PM »
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2007, 11:29:52 PM »
Here comes Sandy...
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2007, 11:33:31 PM »
Thats just Funked up
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2007, 11:46:57 PM »
I think she should make the next ISS flight. You can't have a proper spacestation without at least 1 insane astronaut.

This was my personal favorite part:
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They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive.
Did she forget about having to stop for gas?
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2007, 11:47:02 PM »
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that beats the "mile high club"
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2007, 11:52:12 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 11:52:35 PM »
Which brings up another question. What happens when a guy climaxes in zero-G, does he spin?
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 12:36:28 AM »
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Nowak is married to Richard T. Nowak and they have three children together. Her hobbies include reading, piano, gardening, and crossword puzzles.


Guess they can add stalking to that hobbies list.
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Offline VOR

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 06:51:08 AM »
Wow. Just...wow.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 08:08:42 AM »
Married chick confronts another chick,who is having relations with a man who is not the first  chicks husband.

"ORLANDO — A NASA astronaut has been charged with attempted kidnapping after she attacked a woman who she said was involved with the object of her affection, Orlando police said.
The Orlando Police Department released an affidavit Monday in support of the arrest of Lisa Marie Nowak, 43, who was a mission specialist aboard the shuttle Discovery on its mission to the International Space Station in July.

According to the affidavit, Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando International Airport to confront U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman"

Check out the pictures.  Doesnt even look like the same person.

Either NASA has some really REALLY good makup artists. or Space has some nasty efects on womens faces
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