Glossary of Liberal terms
Anyone who believes in God: Religious freak.
Anyone who believes in God AND prays: Religious zealot.
Anyone who believes in God AND prays AND goes to church at least monthly: Radical, right wing religious nut case who wants to take over the country and force them to pray.
Any Republican that mentions God or Jesus in a speech: Radical, right wing, fundamentalist American Taliban. NOTE: It's ok for Dems to mention God, since the whacko's are pretty sure he doesn't mean it.
Republican: Fascist
Republican that votes: Crazed, right-wing Bush-loving fascist.
Capitalist: Evil, money grubbing, little-guy stomper NOTE: This is only in effect if you are a Republican
capitalist. If you are a democrat capitalist, it's ok.
One who achieves the American Dream: The biggest threat to Socialism known to man. This is why
they are so vilified. If success can be achieved through hard work, someone might ask them why most of
them live off welfare. Exception: Hollywood Rich, particularly those in the Entertainment industry. They suffer from the guilt syndrome of being poor, now rich and don't know how to handle it.
The Rich: Anyone who makes more than they do, which is most everyone.
The Evil Rich: This is reserved only for Republicans than make over $45,000 a year, gross.
Evil Rich Corporations: All run by evil Republican/loving white, European men. NOTE: They only "buy"
Republicans. When they give money in huge amounts to Democrats, they are just having a moment of
sanity or guilt.
Taxpayer: Anyone stupid enough to work and let the Government take more and more of what they make
so the socialist/radical left-wingers don't have to work at all.
The Media: Totally, right wing radical Republican lovers. Except for..CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Dan
Rather, Peter Jennings, Sam Donaldson, Cokie Roberts, .oh heck..anyone who doesn't work for Fox News
Fox News Network: The biggest threat to Socialism in years because they, God forbid, actually give the
conservative side a look see.
Pro-Life: Women haters
Vocal Pro-lifers: Spend all their free time bombing abortion clinics.
Fetus: Until it takes it's first breath, a blob of cells, worth nothing and having no rights.
Father of fetus: Also a blob of cells that has no rights, unless the above blob of cells (fetus) is born, then
they are responsible for EVERYTHING.
Charter Schools/Home Schooling: Huge threat to Socialism because kids actually learn something.
Anyone who's last name is Bush: Pure EVIL.
Anyone named Bush that holds office of any kind: Stupid, coke-sniffing, money grubbing, Lay-loving,
starter of wars to make profits for himself and his rich friends.
Warmonger: Anyone who is behind the President in his war on Terrorism. NOTE: Unless you are a
democrat, then you are a patriot.
Terrorist: Misunderstood person, who, if you just got to know him, is really a nice guy who is still upset about
the crusades.
Suicide (Homicide Bombers) Terrorists: Those pushed to this horrific point by the evil political policies of past Republican Presidents: NOTE: No Democrat President is be included in this..as they never did anything to upset the Muslim population..ever.
Anyone held hostage by terrorists: Probably deserving of being held hostage, since the terrorists are right anyway.
Anyone killed by terrorists: Just as well, as most probably would have voted Republican.
Anyone in the Military: Baby killers who's votes should be thrown out since most are conservative.
Black Conservative: Traitor to his race. Also known as "Uncle Tom's". Also most successful Black
businessmen or those who are anti-Affirmative Action.
Racist: Must be White. There are no Black racists.
Conflict of Interest: This term can only be used for Republicans. Never Democrats.
Appearance of Impropriety: Also a term only applied to Republicans. This is an affliction that is never
suffered by a democrat. Ex: Joe Lieberman, who took nearly half a million from Enron, Citycorp and
Anderson for himself and his PAC'S. Also see, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Terry McAuliffe.
Democrat: Socialist.
Democrat Party: Now referred to as the American Socialist Party or ASP for short.
Socialist: Nut-case liberals, hid in the basement and denied by the democrat party at large, crazy left-wingers who are giving away the party's plans to soon. Exception: Bill and Hillary Clinton and all Democrats listed on the Socialist Party of America website.
Right-wing nut case: Anyone who doesn't agree with them completely.
Clinton-Basher: Anyone who points out that Bill did just a few things illegal and disgusting while in office.
Any facts that come out about Clinton: Republican propaganda.
Any fiction they can dream up about Bush. (any Bush) Fact.
Big Unions: Good, honest, loyal Americans who never use the millions they give Democrats to buy influence.
Obstructionist: Any Republican that doesn't agree with democrats.
Partisan: Any Republican that doesn't agree with democrats.
Children of politicians are off limits: Exception: Any Republican in politics, then the kids are fair game because they have nothing better to dish dirt about.
Enron: Huge evil company they said bought the Bush administration: NOTE: Even though Enron did the
same thing for Bill Clinton, that is different, well, because he's Bill. And we all know Bill is a straight arrow.
(well, not according to Paula Jones)
Global Crossing: Huge Company, that did the same thing Enron did but is not so evil because they seem
to favor democrats more than Republicans.
Osama bin Laden: Freedom fighter not "terrorist". At least according to Bill Clinton and since everything
he says is gospel, it must be so.
United States of America: Evil, warmongering, white European male dominated country who deserves
whatever it gets because our history is dripping with the blood of millions of innocents. NOTE: Only
Republicans fit this description. Socialist/democrats are trying to rewrite and re-educate our children
showing them how evil this country really is and why it would be better off socialist.
Democrats.com: An embarrassment to the Democrat party who think they are really really cute and smart.
Very good fiction writers.
Enronised: A new term favored by democrats. It means nothing, but sounds really, really good.
Tax cuts for the Rich: I must be rich! I make under $40,000 but will be getting back about $700 more
than last year and am getting $30 more per payday than I was before! Yippee!
Those that don't care about tax cuts: Most liberal/socialists, since most are on welfare and don't pay
taxes in the first place. This also includes many of the Hollywood left, who make so much, they can easily
live off the millions they still have left over.
Lobbyist: Only evil for a Republican's wife or husband to be in this profession. If you are a democrat, it's
ok.
Albert Gore: Loser, but seems to want to run again. He would be my second choice after Hillary to get the
nomination. Either one will insure four more years for GW. If the alien voting problem is cleaned up and
felons aren't allowed to vote and the military vote is counted...GW will win the popular vote by a huge amount
as well as the electoral college.
Hillary Clinton: See Socialist.
Bill Clinton: See pervert in the dictionary. Can also be found under perjurer, pathological liar and serial
adulterer, accused rapist, re-writer of history. Oh yes, also the only elected President to ever be impeached.
Feminist: Usually a member of the NOW gang. Most are lesbians and all hate men with a passion. Believe all women should abort any baby conceived in the normal way since this is just a violent act committed against women by evil men. Only female babies conceived from artificial insemination should be allowed to be born. They continue to try and figure out ways that the human race can continue without men at all.
Approximately 50% of the human race: According to the feminists, the root of all evil. Especially, men of European, white origins. They should be exterminated. Sex between the genders is also evil and violent and should be avoided at all costs.
Abortion Issue: The only issue the feminists have left. Women's rights are no longer important. If they don't want an abortion, the UN should be funded to force them to have one.
Planned Parenthood: The biggest abortion-miller in the country. Billion dollar business. Now has "tech's" with 20 minutes of training doing "safe" abortions on thousands of women. Front for the feminists who wish all babies to be aborted on demand for no reason. Has it's roots in an early attempt to contain the black population in America.
