A zoo security guard takes his girlfriend to to the San Diego zoo after the park has closed to see the gorilla cages where he works. They've come from a party and have had more than a few drinks. The woman was wearing a halter top and tight-fitting jeans, and the gorilla appeared to notice her ample cleavage and shapely figure
"hey, looks like you got a new friend," the man says.
the woman, now noticing the attention, does a little spin in front of the cage, making the gorilla pound his chest and climb the trees in his paddock.
the man, laughing, encourages her to do more, and she giggles, looks around, and pulls down her halter top, giving a quick flash.
The gorilla, now fully engaged, is jumping around, running around in circles, climbing the bars, and rattling the cages. In the ape's excitement, the man notices that the cage latch has slightly opened. The woman continues to spin, dance, turn her back to the cage, and spank herself, all the while laughing at the gorilla, who is now beside himself in excitement.
As she dances closer to the door, the man swiftly opens the latch, pushes her inside, shuts the door behind her, and latches the cage door.
"Honey?!?! What are you doing?!?!" the woman screamed.
The man, still laughing, points at the gorilla and says.
Now, try telling HIM you've got a headache."
