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Offline 4XTCH

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« on: February 09, 2007, 12:21:30 PM »
This link goes out to all the Married Guy's and Girls who Play AcesHigh.

http://www.joecartoon.com/


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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 01:16:34 PM »
if I click on that link will I be sent to hell?
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Offline 4XTCH

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 02:51:39 PM »
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if I click on that link will I be sent to hell?



Nah.. If your married ... your probably in your own personal He11 :rofl
The one with the gerbel is the funniest.

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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 04:48:21 PM »
ewww.. that was a little gross!
But it was the thought that counts, right 4X?
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 05:26:49 PM »
End of this Month will be 27 Years together with the same Woman.

Got married on Leap Day Feb 29th 1980.

She's a keeper.  I'd marry her again.

:aok

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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 05:29:02 PM »
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if I click on that link will I be sent to hell?


Studies definitively shown that single men live longer then married ones.
But they also have shown that married men are much more willing to die.

;)
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Offline Dichotomy

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 05:36:45 PM »
joe cartoon is comedy gold but I think foamy has him beat

Particularly the tech support cartoons

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 06:47:10 PM »
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End of this Month will be 27 Years together with the same Woman.

Got married on Leap Day Feb 29th 1980.

She's a keeper.  I'd marry her again.

:aok

Mac


Oh yea.
Just wait till you sober up one of these years.
You'll see :)
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »
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Oh yea.
Just wait till you sober up one of these years.
You'll see :)


:rofl

She's a "HOT BODY" Asian Woman.

A Suschi Chef... so I get meals and catfish bait for free.

Trophy Bride... I knew it when others would say..."What does she see in you?" Tight Body too.

I met her, she couldn't speak Engrish, couldn't swim, couldn't ride a bicycle..a Country Girl... I built my OWN wife from scratch...

Taught her to leave the toilet seat up... I eat first...walk behind me in public...never look at my friends in their eyes.

The BEST wife you could evar build.

Then.... she got Westernized.

:cry

But we are still tight together.

:aok

Mac


BTW she can't ride a bike or swim still, or never looks into my friends eyes...
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 07:00:22 PM »
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, or looks into my friends eyes.

:rofl

She's a "HOT BODY" Asian Woman.

A Suschi Chef... so I get meals and catfish bait for free.

Throphy Bride... I knew it when others would say..."What does she see in you?"

I met her, she couldn't speak Engrish, couldn't swim, couldn't ride a bicycle..a Country Girl... I built my OWN wife from scratch...

Taught her to leave the toilet seat up... I eat first...walk behind me in public...never look at my friends in their eyes.

The BEST wife you could evar build.

Then.... she got Westernized.

:cry

But we are still tight together.

:aok

Mac


BTW she can't ride a bike or swim still, or never looks into my friends eyes...


I had sex with an asian woman once

Problem was an hour later I was horny again;)
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 07:02:47 PM »
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I had sex with an asian woman once

Problem was an hour later I was horny again;)


 :rofl

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Offline Halo

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 08:20:43 PM »
In marriage as in all other diversions, enthusiasm is everything.  :confused: :huh :O
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 08:32:22 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
End of this Month will be 27 Years together with the same Woman.

Got married on Leap Day Feb 29th 1980.

She's a keeper.  I'd marry her again.

:aok

Mac


OK, how smart is this?!?  Been married 27 years, and only had 7 anniversaries (sp?).  Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's one anniversary gift for every 4 years?  

You are my new personal hero!!!
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 09:16:02 PM »
We had a leap year option, but opted for Feb. 28.  Life is complicated enough without tempting fate by choosing unusual anniversary intervals.
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Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 10:39:55 PM »
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In marriage as in all other diversions, enthusiasm is everything.  :confused: :huh :O


I agree about the enthusiasm but I don't think I've ever thought of marriage as a diversion...


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