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Offline Ball

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Sir Richard Branson $26m competition...
« on: February 09, 2007, 02:09:25 PM »
To whoever develops a machine to help solve global warming..

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1250769,00.html

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Re: Sir Richard Branson $26m competition...
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 02:15:52 PM »
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To whoever develops a machine to help solve global warming..

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1250769,00.html



I would only do it for 26 billion...

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 02:16:29 PM »
I think it's the right approach.  Someone needs to figure out how to get the crap out of the atmosphere.  Trying to get everyone on this rock to stop generating the pollution will never work.

The US should drop its $25M reward for Bin Laden (since we would have already gotten him if it was a legitimate motivator) and add it to the Solve Global Warming prize.

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 02:18:19 PM »
Why bother?  Global warming is just environmental hype designed to rid US citizens of any rights they have left.

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Re: Re: Sir Richard Branson $26m competition...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 02:20:12 PM »
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I would only do it for 26 billion...


Think of all the chicks you would get when you wear your "I saved the world" t-shirt.

... and then lose them again when they realise Al Gore is your new best friend.

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 02:23:57 PM »
How about $26 million for a way to turn cornstalks into ethanol at a total cost of $35 a barrel?
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 02:39:12 PM »
i'm going to plant some trees and claim the 26 million.

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 03:33:28 PM »
Some dude has already invented a machine that takes CO2 out of the air.  It actually looks like a tree too.  He said we would need hundreds of thousands of them though to work.

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2007, 04:16:23 PM »
Dear Sir Richard Branson:

I have an excellent scientific soloution:  

"68ROX's Bovine and Swine Flatuance Filters"

Synopsis:  

By placing inexpensive charcoal-carbon based filters onto the backsides of all cows and pigs, using a harness made of nylon and bungee cord straps. Duct tape can be used to prevent any leakage of gases, just like in home ventilation systems.

By filtering out the gasses that damage the atmosphere, those gasses can be reduced by 90%!

Please PM me for details on where to send the check!

Thanks Rich!

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« Last Edit: February 09, 2007, 04:19:26 PM by 68ROX »

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 04:45:17 PM »
And after making said machine, all you have to do is wait a few decades to see if it actually made any difference before you can collect your check.  Oh heck, let’s make it a nice round hundred years.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 06:33:38 PM »
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I think it's the right approach.  Someone needs to figure out how to get the crap out of the atmosphere.  .


Easy.

Plant more trees.
Re-forrest instead of De-forrest

There, Problem solved
when can I expect my check?

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 06:34:50 PM »
Bah. someone already beat me to it :cry
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 07:32:28 PM »





vent the tanks into greenhouses.

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 07:33:50 PM »
the problem with planting trees is that they only really absorb CO2 while they're growing, and they also respire, they don't just draw in CO2, they produce lots of it too.

and when those trees die or are burned, more CO2 is released into the atmosphere, especially if you burn it. also, the trees and vegetation can't do anything about the organic (methane) and sulpur based gases. in short, planting more trees is useless, although they should be replanted anyway, seeing as all the deforestation is causing extinction etc...


what's needed is for some brightspark to create a large scale machine that can convert the gases into something less harmful. hell, even burning all the methane in the atmosphere, which would produce massive amounts of CO2 would cool the earth down.

CO2 is dissolved into the oceans as well, infact CO2 levels are at their lowest since the earth was formed, it's the organic and sulphur based molecules that are absorbing all the energy...



find a way to get rid of em and you'll be the richest and most famous scientist and public hero in history, which is always a neat little nickname :D

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Re: Re: Re: Sir Richard Branson $26m competition...
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 07:42:05 PM »
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Think of all the chicks you would get when you wear your "I saved the world" t-shirt.

... and then lose them again when they realise Al Gore is your new best friend.


r the gore daughters still hot? chicks that are hot OWN!!!1:aok :aok :aok