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Offline SteveBailey

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You know you're a silly Dad when..
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:48:45 PM »
Your wife has the 4 babies gathered in their high chairs and is trying to feed them   chicken soup with rice but Dad(me) is standing behind mom with a fresh baked bluberry muffin and singing:

Nothin from nothin leaves nothin
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya wanna be with me.

Nothin from nothin leaves nothing
Daddy's got a muffin,
I bet ya want food from me.


Don't try to be no hero
You'll get zero,
If you're not nice to me.


Repeat over and over til wife gets aggravated at 4 kids yelling "bite bite!" at their Daddy while ignoring chicken soup/rice from mommy.
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Offline Dace

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 09:22:28 PM »
:lol ...Muffin meanie
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 09:25:32 PM »
LOL.   Billy Preston, RIP.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 09:50:15 PM »
Enjoy it while you can. When those kids all get older and bigger you are going to be so outnumbered.

Think about the future too. They are the ones who will decide what nursing home you will go to. They could do their own muffin dance in front of you while you eat strained peas in your hightop wheelchair! :t
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 10:04:10 PM »
Ha!!!

Yer wallet means nothing, It's College to me..
You work for something, It's soon to belong to me...

Been There, Doing All That!

Almost lost my House...

Good Luck,

Mac
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Offline FBplmmr

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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 10:46:59 PM »
do you know the muffin man?
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 10:48:24 PM »
Just wait til they are taller then you.
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 10:55:53 PM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Just wait til they are taller then you.


See?

Has no idea of life....period.

Every Village Has a Fool... He's Ours!

Mac
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2007, 10:57:12 PM »
wait til the bell rings round two and they all show up with 4 grandkids each. :D
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2007, 10:57:59 PM »
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do you know the muffin man?


The muffin man!?

Sounds like a good time Steve:aok
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2007, 11:00:15 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
See?

Has no idea of life....period.

Every Village Has a Fool... He's Ours!

Mac


I think mac's keyboard should have a breathalizer test for it to be enabled.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2007, 11:26:24 PM »
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I think mac's keyboard should have a breathalizer test for it to be enabled.


A typical remark from an underaged inexpierienced unintelligent toss off from a regulary dysfunctional Family....

For some reason I expected more...well soo did his Parents.



Mac
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2007, 11:28:48 PM »
Forgot to ask you what College do you attend?

Seems you keep this away from everyone. Yet you seem to be online in here all the time...  Your grades are not good according to you and you are still in AH BBS  hours for hours...  What gives?  Should I be the ONLY one doing the Math?

Mac
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Offline -tronski-

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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 03:16:18 AM »
I thought it was when one of your 11 month olds takes a crap on your arm last night as your carrying him to his bath...

 Tronsky
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 03:27:10 AM »
the explode over the KB  ranks up there at the top of the list too.
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