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Offline Chairboy

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« on: February 13, 2007, 10:26:22 PM »
Ok, it's Valentines day.  I'm pretty sure at least a couple of you managed to get out of your parent's basements long enough to find someone, what are _you_ doing for your special so and so?

I got my wife an MP3 player, nothing says "I love you" like copyright infringement on a near apocalyptic scale.

I think she got me a big chocolate heart thing.  I've got a date with it and a whole jar of peanut butter.  And maybe clothes, I haven't decided.
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Offline FBplmmr

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 10:45:14 PM »
to quote i guy i work with "last year I bought my wife a burial plot and she still hasn't used it" ...

" why should i get her anything new if she hasn't used what I got her last year?"
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 11:00:10 PM »
Well....I bought a dozen silk roses, I give them out to my "valentine" of my choosing, then take them back when I leave.

I don't like real flowers, they eventually wilt and die just like the relationship will.

I don't really do any of that, but I suppose I'll grab a couple flowers for my friend and head over to her house.:t
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 11:03:13 PM »
We've been married sooo long now... I gotta shock her every Valentines Day...
 
This Year I'm paintin the Head Red, Foreskin Green, tiein a Bow on it and layin Hershey kisses around my lap. Ohhh and a card too....

Gets to the point.  What's she gonna do?  Refund it?

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 11:17:42 PM »
If you have visions of this...go away...it's for my wife!

Pervs

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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 12:22:30 AM »
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Originally posted by Chairboy
Ok, it's Valentines day.  I'm pretty sure at least a couple of you managed to get out of your parent's basements long enough to find someone,


I found someone a long time ago, but i'd rather be in my parents basement:D

Our VD has evolved to include the kids, they get a small gift and we all feast on chinese food. How it got to that point I have no idea
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 12:41:53 AM »
oh, to be in love again...........
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 12:57:33 AM »
This one chick I know all I have to do is get her is a bottle of Wild Turkey and then she'll get wild with me.   :cool:

Ain't love grand?
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 01:17:52 AM »
GF has a thing for peanut butter so I got her a 15lb can of peanut butter. Crunchy Style. :)
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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 01:21:06 AM »
Flying my girlfriend down the NYC cordor at sunset...Landing at Tet, and going into the city for the night.  Dinner in little Italy (Il Palazzo), and then staying over night at the Times Square Marriott.
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Offline Xargos

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 01:28:36 AM »
I think the term "girlfriend" is such a strong word.
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Re: Re: Valentines
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 01:53:06 AM »
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Originally posted by Sixpence


Our VD has evolved to include the kids, they get a small gift and we all feast on chinese food. How it got to that point I have no idea


Dang, us too.  Except we are having Thai.
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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 01:56:30 AM »
they dont call it tittyboro for nuthin
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Offline Geary420

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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 02:16:01 AM »
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Our VD has evolved to include the kids  


You sick sick bastard... don't get me wrong I'll probably be spreading some VD today as well, but at least the recipient will be over 18.
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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 02:27:59 AM »
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I think the term "girlfriend" is such a strong word.


Are you married?  If so, what did you call her before hell?
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