Say Hello to my Little Friends in
Filth Interviews HTC Part 1
Starring:
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as Filth
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as Hitech
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as Skuzzy
and
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as Carrie
A Story by Mussie
A Butchard Story Comic by Corrs
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Hello everyone, this month I
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had the chance to interview the man himself.....
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HiTech.
I travelled to the new office's via P51
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, I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched
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on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage
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of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign
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before climbing into Skuzzy's
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2006 Lexus IS250
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I was mildly embarrassed
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as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find
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Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards
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of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating
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the current BK threads".
Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage
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, the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped
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, I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window
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and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .
The WTF? expression on my face
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must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard
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was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus
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. Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end
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....
TO BE CONTINUED....