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Offline DREDIOCK

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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« on: February 18, 2007, 07:09:54 PM »
THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING!

THE UN IS IN CHARGE

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

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Reuters- UN Urged to Take Action on Asteroid Threat


THIS Calls for a Resolution!
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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 07:13:40 PM »
<---heads up to KFC w/ the clubs and hits balls at the peta nuts.
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2007, 07:13:58 PM »
2036, hey we have 30 years, party on dude.
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Re: ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2007, 07:15:58 PM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
THIS Calls for a Resolution!
A non-binding one, to be specific.
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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2007, 08:31:02 PM »
Maybe it'll fall on Iran :)
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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2007, 08:42:20 PM »
Oh crap, what a bummer.

I'm pretty sure this sucker is heading for us because it's attracted to our warmer than usual planet.

Al Gore save us!!!!!!
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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2007, 08:42:49 PM »
We're safe... Jim Kerry has a plan.

:huh

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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2007, 09:19:40 PM »
Astronomers are monitoring an asteroid named Apophis, which has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on April 13, 2036.

April is the cruelest month.
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2007, 09:21:06 PM »
Quick, someone photoshop Nilsen into a superman outfit & fly him out there! That'll take care of it!
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2007, 09:29:03 PM »
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The favored approach to dealing with a potentially deadly space rock is to dispatch a spacecraft that would use gravity to alter the asteroid's course so it no longer threatens Earth, said astronaut Ed Lu, a veteran of the International Space Station.

The so-called Gravity Tractor could maintain a position near the threatening asteroid, exerting a gentle tug that, over time, would deflect the asteroid.



So they found a use for Anna Nicole-Smiths body then?
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2007, 09:38:10 PM »
I hope Bruce Willis is free that weekend...
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2007, 10:31:30 PM »
I'm sure the UN's strongly worded letter of reprimand will turn the asteroid away. It will be ready for launch the day after impact.
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2007, 10:39:26 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
We're safe... Jim Kerry has a plan.

:huh

Mac


Ahhhh. ummmmm errrrr

LOL Nevermind
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ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION!
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2007, 11:09:34 PM »
don't worry the mayan calender mysteriously stops in the year 2012.  the jewish bible code guys concur, the end is nigh.
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2007, 01:02:49 AM »
All of you UN bashers should remember that the UN fails in its mission only because either Russia or the USA veto everything they dislike. This time everyone has common interests and something may actually happen.
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