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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: February 22, 2007, 03:54:33 PM »
Dunno. this may have been posed already but here goes anyway



HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or
Train, follow these instructions

1.  Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case
2.  Remove your laptop
3   Start up
4.  Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen
5.  Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky
6.  _Then hit this

LINK

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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 04:20:38 PM »
:rofl  nice:aok
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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 04:29:26 PM »
Heh, nice.  I volunteer someone else to try it first and report back on their results.
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Offline cpxxx

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 07:39:03 AM »
Yes and if you shout 'Allah Akhbar' at the same time. You can soon find yourself at whatever random destination the pilot chooses having a nice chat with the local security forces.:rofl


Edit: Weirdly, I quickly exited the link before it counted down to zero. Well you never know:noid

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 08:49:36 AM »
Surprisingly enough, I was banned from a forum for posting this.

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 11:33:18 AM »
I wish I could download it and add time to it and use it for a screen saver :t