Disposable Heroes

[jaxxo]

DH needs some new bait..err recruits. You will be required to ruin as much fun for the other two sides as possible,without porking or capturing fields. In other words lots of defense and furballing. Recruit's  will also be forced to deal with Hub's low self esteem and generally poor attitude.

We take anyone, just like the BK's. However you will be mocked and ultimately dismissed promptly if we dont like you.

PM me or Hub if your interested. For real though any of you base defense types who like to furball and a fair amount of smack talk you are welcome. If your tired of the sensless gameplay and just want to fight give us a shout.





Also you will be forced to sing JaxxoJaxxoMan on the first Friday of your enrollment.

[hubsonfire]

Must be an active player. Teatotallers, PM whiners, score potatos, milkrunners, hordemonkeys, or those that are unable to simply have fun fighting need not apply.

[Ball]

Originally posted by jaxxo
Also you will be forced to sing JaxxoJaxxoMan on the first Friday of your enrollment.

thats our song.

[weazely]

Must be an active player. Teatotallers, PM whiners, score potatos, milkrunners, hordemonkeys, or those that are unable to simply have fun fighting need not apply.

O i fit all thoughs!!!!

But base defence is for weenies!

[hubsonfire]

I guess I should add, "No squeakers."

[weazely]

well im out hehe

[TinmanX]

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a Jaxxo Jaxxo man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Drinking in the mornings, go man go
works out in the sports bar, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a Jaxxo man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (Jaxxo man)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! Ow....

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Jaxxo!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a Jaxxo, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Jaxxo, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a Jaxxo man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (all right)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo All Right!

Ugh! Jaxxo..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,

Every pilot ought to be a Jaxxo Jaxxo man,
To fly a life of freedom, Jaxxo make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a Jaxxo man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (Jaxxo man)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (dig the hair on my chest)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! (Dig broad shoulders)

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo!

Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be, a Jaxxo man
Jaxxo, Jaxxo man
I've got to be a Jaxxo! HEY!

[jaxxo]

actually one line of the chorus is more than enuff  


great song! If you sing it to me on vox Ill be impressed

[hubsonfire]

However, if you sing it to me, you'll be ejected.

[Slash27]

Can I be a Captain? Or a Major?

[SuperDud]

YEAAAAA join my skwaud!@#!@!@

[hubsonfire]

You can be a "rear admiral", if you know what I mean.

[jaxxo]

well id say the recruiting process has gone rather well..it must be the endearing open skwad letter. You all stink we dont want you anyway.
 
The chance to fly with 2 obnoxious wingmen who die alot was a golden opportunity...Ill retype a more inviting letter tomorrow..you know the We are a proud warrior mission type who have great fun and comraderie..

hang on i found a few:


Basics:

1. You must be a subscriber to Aces High II.
2. You must be 18+ to join.
3. You must be willing to learn, and have the ability to fly as part of a team.
4. Be friendly and play hard, have fun!

Before Joining:

1. Must pass a two week trial with us.
2. Have some knowledge on how to fly and operate your plane.
(Although we are willing to train you for 2 weeks up to a month.)
3. You must read our Code of Conduct (C.O.C.).

Rules:

1. Read the C.O.C.
2. Respect- your fellow squaddies religion, political views, ethnicity, & authority level in the VF-31

Disclaimer:

We are an 18+ squad with mostly adults, so expect adult humor & language from time to time.

Come fly with us:
Squadron Night.......... Wednesdays
Time......................... ... 7:00 PM CST, 8:00 PM EST
Main Arena.................. Orange arena; If possible - Alt. Blue arena
Vox / Radio channel..... V 179

Why late war ? because of more choice of aircraft.

Register and unlock other items in our forum !
Become an Squadron member !
Quick & simple to sign up !

Wow that wasnt so bad...I was dreading writing that.


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[Guppy35]

Basics:

1. You must be a subscriber to Aces High II.   (Jaxxo's parents pay is account)
2. You must be 18+ to join.  (Jaxxo is over 18 physically.  mentally......well......it's open to debate.)
3. You must be willing to learn, and have the ability to fly as part of a team. (Translated this means be bait for Jaxxo so he can get kills)
4. Be friendly and play hard, have fun! (Translated.  Shut up, be bait, so we can have fun)

Before Joining:

1. Must pass a two week trial with us. (Jaxxo was convicted at his trial in less then two  weeks)
2. Have some knowledge on how to fly and operate your plane. (Have you seen Jaxxo fly?)
(Although we are willing to train you for 2 weeks up to a month.) (They can teach monkeys to fly...and be bait)
3. You must read our Code of Conduct (C.O.C.). (That's the address to send your registration fee and gifts to Jaxxo)

Rules:

1. Read the C.O.C. (Jaxxo can't read.  You have to read it to him)
2. Respect- your fellow squaddies religion, political views, ethnicity, & authority level in the VF-31  (Not gonna touch this one....fly with Jaxxo for a bit and you'll understand)

Disclaimer:

We are an 18+ squad with mostly adults, so expect adult humor & language from time to time.  (Pig Latin is the squad language.  And they think they're funny.  Fly with em for a bit....you'll see what I mean)

Keep in mind the squad name.  Disposable Heros  

[SuperDud]

So Dan you joining up? You can be #3 CO!!!!!!@