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Offline SteveBailey

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« on: March 02, 2007, 11:06:34 AM »
Scene opens, we are listening to squad vox.

Player A(in a gv)  to player B:  Hey man, can you bring me supplies?

Player B(in tower): No way man, that would mess up my kills per hour.  I'm going for the #1 rank this tour.

(player B respawns then alomst immediately says):  Aw man!  Those %^&*ers bombed me.  Those %^&holes! Mother %$&*@#$! I'm not gonna bring you %&*%ing supplies because I'm pissed off.  $#$dammit!

(player B gets on channel 200 and stages an irrational pissing match w/ the guy who bombed him)

Player A:  Awww that's lame.  If I were shawk you'd bring me supplies.


Scene

Last night

Offline Bronk

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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 11:10:19 AM »
Sounds like the above has a Bipolar disorder.
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Edit: Not the poster but player b in the story.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 11:22:50 AM by Bronk »
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 11:10:51 AM »
Geez, dweebs.

Come join my squad if you want.

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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 11:13:26 AM »
...time for some new friends = squad.
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 11:21:00 AM »
:lol  Was this lil ogie by chance?
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 11:21:54 AM »
You encounter that alot in TT, the old hey whoever dies up supplies then reup in armor. Yeah that works ok untill there are supplies out then everyone just keeps upping in armor. Resupply should count as somekind of point...ever try racing across the spawn in a m3 in TT as a tanker I love blasting a fst moving target. Shame to see that happend in squad Im fortunate enough to be with guys that will drop about anything to make sure noone loses tiger perks.

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Oh Shawk dont need someone to bring him supplies, when I went tiger hunting in my typhy he was like a planet orbited by them...I killed lancer in his jeep near him and then elk in his m3...there were still 2 more trucks left! Hes like the Bin Ladin of tankers....so many people willing to die for him lol.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2007, 11:24:35 AM by bzek74 »

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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 11:29:58 AM »
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Shame to see that happend in squad Im fortunate enough to be with guys that will drop about anything to make sure noone loses tiger perks.

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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2007, 11:50:56 AM »
you should have changed countries and killed him over and over and over and over.............:t
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 12:39:48 PM »
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Oh Shawk ... Hes like the Bin Ladin of tankers....so many people willing to die for him lol. [/B]
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 12:41:23 PM »
Hmmm...here is an ACTUAL conversation from last Monday:





BoPXXXX:  Hey Falc can i ask you a medical question?
FALCNWNG:  go ahead
BoPyyyy:  Yayyy medical questions!
BoPXXXX:   Well i was with this chick the other night...
FALCNWNG:    Oh dear....
BoPXXXX: and lets jsut say things got carried away...and i was wondering...how should i treat bite marks?
FALCNWNG:   She bit you?
BoPXXXX:  yup
FALCNWNG:  Ummm..where?
BoPXXXX:  well....at the base of my you-know-what...

(30 voices explode at the same time)

FALCNWNG:   dude you got to be joking?
BoPXXXX:   No Mike, im serious.... this girl wanted to poop on me!!!

And its because of 100's of conversations like these that i continue to fly at night and my wife and kids wonder what the hell im screaming about and laughing about while wearing 1960's looking headphones...


:D
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 12:48:21 PM »
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Hmmm...here is an ACTUAL conversation from last Monday:





BoPXXXX:  Hey Falc can i ask you a medical question?
FALCNWNG:  go ahead
BoPyyyy:  Yayyy medical questions!
BoPXXXX:   Well i was with this chick the other night...
FALCNWNG:    Oh dear....
BoPXXXX: and lets jsut say things got carried away...and i was wondering...how should i treat bite marks?
FALCNWNG:   She bit you?
BoPXXXX:  yup
FALCNWNG:  Ummm..where?
BoPXXXX:  well....at the base of my you-know-what...

(30 voices explode at the same time)

FALCNWNG:   dude you got to be joking?
BoPXXXX:   No Mike, im serious.... this girl wanted to poop on me!!!

And its because of 100's of conversations like these that i continue to fly at night and my wife and kids wonder what the hell im screaming about and laughing about while wearing 1960's looking headphones...


:D


:rofl  Hot lunch!
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 12:51:20 PM »
:rofl  :rofl  :rofl
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 01:15:18 PM »
Whoa...kinky.  Lazs might want that girl's number.  ;)
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2007, 01:25:39 PM »
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Hmmm...here is an ACTUAL conversation from last Monday:





BoPXXXX:  Hey Falc can i ask you a medical question?
FALCNWNG:  go ahead
BoPyyyy:  Yayyy medical questions!
BoPXXXX:   Well i was with this chick the other night...
FALCNWNG:    Oh dear....
BoPXXXX: and lets jsut say things got carried away...and i was wondering...how should i treat bite marks?
FALCNWNG:   She bit you?
BoPXXXX:  yup
FALCNWNG:  Ummm..where?
BoPXXXX:  well....at the base of my you-know-what...

(30 voices explode at the same time)

FALCNWNG:   dude you got to be joking?
BoPXXXX:   No Mike, im serious.... this girl wanted to poop on me!!!

And its because of 100's of conversations like these that i continue to fly at night and my wife and kids wonder what the hell im screaming about and laughing about while wearing 1960's looking headphones...


:D



You REALLY need to post the film...:t

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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Hmmm...here is an ACTUAL conversation from last Monday:





BoPXXXX:  Hey Falc can i ask you a medical question?
FALCNWNG:  go ahead
BoPyyyy:  Yayyy medical questions!
BoPXXXX:   Well i was with this chick the other night...
FALCNWNG:    Oh dear....
BoPXXXX: and lets jsut say things got carried away...and i was wondering...how should i treat bite marks?
FALCNWNG:   She bit you?
BoPXXXX:  yup
FALCNWNG:  Ummm..where?
BoPXXXX:  well....at the base of my you-know-what...

(30 voices explode at the same time)

FALCNWNG:   dude you got to be joking?
BoPXXXX:   No Mike, im serious.... this girl wanted to poop on me!!!

And its because of 100's of conversations like these that i continue to fly at night and my wife and kids wonder what the hell im screaming about and laughing about while wearing 1960's looking headphones...


:D


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