Here in sunny Baghdad my internet provider had this not posted on their login page:
Solar Outtages
Due to the islamic fundamentalist sun (which is backed by Iran, North Korea, and the Boogeyman) there will be outtages/slow downs during the following periods:
Date | Start | Stop
03/01/2007 | 09:47:03 | 09:49:33
03/02/2007 | 09:46:14 | 09:49:54
03/03/2007 | 09:47:13 | 09:48:33
03/04/2007 | 09:46:08 | 09:51:13
03/05/2007 | 09:44:04 | 09:52:54
03/06/2007 | 09:42:56 | 09:53:31
03/07/2007 | 09:42:22 | 09:53:37
03/08/2007 | 09:42:17 | 09:53:17
03/09/2007 | 09:42:36 | 09:52:26
03/10/2007 | 09:43:38 | 09:50:53
I'm guessing I have a satellite provider...
