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Offline Flint

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« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2007, 05:37:23 PM »
Hear about the blonde given a vibrator for her birthday?

 ... knocked her two front teeth out!

Offline dmf

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« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2007, 05:40:57 PM »
thats just wrong.

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2007, 06:55:21 PM »
BTW you have a dentist appointment next Tues at 4:00

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« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2007, 07:20:37 PM »
DMF,

I think you're beeing picked on ;)

I personaly don't believe that hair color has anything to do with intelligence but the blond jokes are funny.

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« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2007, 10:30:20 PM »
What do you call a nude blonde standing on her head?


A brunette w bad breath.
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« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2007, 04:51:59 PM »
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
DMF,

I think you're beeing picked on ;)

I personaly don't believe that hair color has anything to do with intelligence but the blond jokes are funny.

Mark


You think I'm being picked on? whatever gives you that idea LOL I know theres a lot of stuff you and me don't agree on but I have to agree with you this time LOL

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« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2007, 06:11:53 PM »
Two blonde Labs and a Chuahau are eyeballin a fine looking Poodle...the poodle remarks "If you can use the words Liver and Cheese in a sentence then we'll have fun".

The first Lab sez.."I Love Liver and Cheese!".  Wrong sez the Poodle...

The second Lab sez "I Hate Liver and Cheese!"  Wrong sez the Poodle...

The Chuahau sez "Liver Alone, Cheese Mine!!!"

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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2007, 10:30:17 AM »
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What do you call a nude blonde standing on her head?


A brunette w bad breath.


eeeewwwww

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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2007, 12:24:54 PM »
Blonde is a state of mind (not hair color) and some folks (both genders) have been out of state for all of their lives.
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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2007, 02:36:41 PM »
Husband walks into bedroom carrying an inflateable sheep under his arm..His blonde wife is lying on bed...

He says."Honey,this is the pig i have been having sex with."

She says.."Dear,i think you will find that is not a pig."

He says..."Dear,i think you will find i wasn't talking to you."
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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2007, 05:34:24 PM »
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Attractive Blonde picks up an "Egg and Mustard Cress" sandwich from the lunchtime food van.

She goes to pay and asks, "is the mustard hot in this?"

Wow, this is extremely funny, but probably not in the way you intended.

Don't get me wrong, I mean, I'm sure this anecdote kills at the tea party.

First: Where you live the roach coach offers Egg and Mustard Cress sandwiches. Does a Miss Poppins reside in your neighborhood?

Second: You find this person's inadvertent betrayel of her shamefully shallow fund of brunch fare knowledge so humorous.

BTW is mustard cress hot?

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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2007, 04:55:48 PM »
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Originally posted by SirLoin
Husband walks into bedroom carrying an inflateable sheep under his arm..His blonde wife is lying on bed...

He says."Honey,this is the pig i have been having sex with."

She says.."Dear,i think you will find that is not a pig."

He says..."Dear,i think you will find i wasn't talking to you."


Booooooooooo

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« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2007, 05:43:05 PM »
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You think I'm being picked on? whatever gives you that idea LOL I know theres a lot of stuff you and me don't agree on but I have to agree with you this time LOL


I only pick on ya cause I like ya.

If I didnt like ya....

Well lets just say I wouldnt pick on ya ;)
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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2007, 04:31:13 PM »
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I only pick on ya cause I like ya.

If I didnt like ya....

Well lets just say I wouldnt pick on ya ;)


I know that