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Offline DiabloTX

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« on: March 12, 2007, 11:40:49 PM »
And only Sammy and Mike show up.  And what song do they play?  I know some people dig Van Hagar and they did some good tunes but let's face it, "Why Can't This Be Love?" isn't even a pimple on the bellybutton of "Running With The Devil".

NEW YORK - Fragments of party band Van Halen accepted induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday, punk poet        Patti Smith brought her earthy growl and the Ronettes'        Ronnie Spector thanked everyone but her ex-husband.

R.E.M. and the institution's first hip-hop act, Grandmaster Flash, were also ushered in during the hall's 22nd induction ceremony.

Only Van Halen's second lead singer, Sammy Hagar, and ex-bass player Michael Anthony turned up for Monday's ceremony. Guitarist Eddie Van Halen has just gone into rehab and original lead singer David Lee Roth stayed away in a tiff over what he would perform.

Hagar said he wished his bandmates could be there, but "it's out of our control."

"It's hard for Mike and I to be up here to do this, but you couldn't have kept me away from this with a shotgun," Hagar said.

It took less to keep Roth away. He stood up the hall, reportedly because he couldn't agree on what to sing with the band Velvet Revolver, which offered a tribute. Joel Peresman, president and CEO of the Hall of Fame, said Roth was offered a chance to sing a song of his choice with the house band. "The decision not to come was solely his, not ours."

Hagar and Anthony joined Velvet Revolver to sing "Why Can't This Be Love."
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2007, 11:57:05 PM »
i'd wager a good sum i could have kept him away with a shotgun

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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2007, 12:39:57 AM »
A million mullets can't be wrong.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2007, 12:46:22 AM »
anymore, that band is nothing more one big long purse-fight.

too bad the chicks arent that hot.


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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2007, 01:06:04 AM »
I had a thing for Valerie Bertinelli until she married Eddie.
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2007, 01:54:34 AM »
So these jerks are in and yet DJ Fontana (Elvis' drummer through '68) is still not invited.  Something ain't right...

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2007, 01:56:51 AM »
The ironic thing is...the guys there representing Van Halen...aren't even IN THE BAND!   WTF???
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2007, 01:58:45 AM »
Maybe they are looking for a replacement? I wonder if he has a lisp now...

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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2007, 03:08:48 AM »
More like The Frying Dutchman.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2007, 03:44:33 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Saintaw
Maybe they are looking for a replacement? I wonder if he has a lisp now...



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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2007, 03:46:00 AM »
lolz!
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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2007, 03:56:39 AM »
You know it's a real shame though.  "Unchained" is one of the coolest guitar riffs ever.  Drop your 6th string E to a D and jam away.  One of my faves!
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2007, 09:58:58 AM »
I feel bad for old eddie.  Poor guy.  What happened to Alex?  and why did Anthony get the boot?  He was the only solid performer in the band?
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2007, 06:28:50 PM »
Eddie got pissed when Mike went on tour with Sammy.

Oh god what a friggin' soap this has become.

And don't even try to paint your guitar like Eddie's.  He'll sue you...no kidding.
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2007, 06:35:12 PM »
do you think he'll hack off an ear like that other dutchman did when he got pissed?