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Offline cav58d

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« on: March 20, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »
Well...After 6 tries they finally got me.  I phoned in, and I WAS NOT excused, so tomorrow I report 8:30 AM.  At any rate, I have absolutely no interest in serving on a jury because it is a major time conflict with work and school...I'm looking for idea's to be excused?

I'm thinking of taking the "I do not believe in Jury system" approach.  "It's nothing more than an illegitimate panel of individuals with little to no expertise in the subject, which leads to the butting of heads.  To the right of you sits a doctor, and to your left is a 35 year old working on his GED.  What do you expect is going to happen"...

Could that work?

Please post ideas
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 05:05:06 PM »
Just do your time. Its a learning experience, even if you're not selected for a jury. Alot of down time waiting, but I think everyone should experience it at least once.

For the record, I used to be like you, wanting to get out of it, but once I was selected a 2nd time (I managed to get out of it the first) it was a very good experience.

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2007, 05:08:58 PM »
Can I ask them to defer my time until the summer?  I don't mind serving...I really dont...It's just that I cant right now...Between my grad classes and my job, I can't afford to miss a single week day (at least until Mid May when classes end).
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2007, 05:12:08 PM »
Cav,

I too dislike the system very much. When interviewed I am very honest. I tell them I resent the fact that I was called and that I will make all votes and decisions on any case I am put on in such a manner as to shorten my stay there. I tell them that I resent not being paid a fair wage and that they have interfered with my life making me pay for someone ele's mistake.

I make it very clear I support capital punishment with extreme predjudice to the accused. I also state my faith in the word of a police officer and other persons of authority.

Should I be more involved? Perhaps, but I also beleive in profesional jurors or the primary use of retired persons who are willing to be jurors.

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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2007, 05:17:50 PM »
Mark i'm pretty sure that is the approach I will take.....I also may throw in my understanding of Jury Nullification
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2007, 05:34:36 PM »
What happened to civic responsibility?  You guys are educated, don't you think you can take a few days out of your life to help make a very important decision?  

I reported for jury duty, but wasn't even selected.  Tainted jury pool.

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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2007, 05:40:14 PM »
Judge sir  I am perfect for jury duty.
Why?
Because I can tell a guilty person *snap fingers* just like that.
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2007, 05:47:14 PM »
When I was in school, the judge was very agreeable to letting me postpone until summer.

It's the slackazz whiners that don't want to step up to their responsibility that the judges don't like. You know, the ones always complaining about the justice system while doing everything they can to avoid jury duty.
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2007, 05:49:01 PM »
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Originally posted by cav58d
Well...After 6 tries they finally got me.  I phoned in, and I WAS NOT excused, so tomorrow I report 8:30 AM.  At any rate, I have absolutely no interest in serving on a jury because it is a major time conflict with work and school...I'm looking for idea's to be excused?

I'm thinking of taking the "I do not believe in Jury system" approach.  "It's nothing more than an illegitimate panel of individuals with little to no expertise in the subject, which leads to the butting of heads.  To the right of you sits a doctor, and to your left is a 35 year old working on his GED.  What do you expect is going to happen"...

Could that work?

Please post ideas



Yeah if ya want to get hit with Contempt of court.


btw jury duty is a snap, bring a laptop, arrive at 8:30 am be out by 3pm.(if your not picked.
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2007, 05:49:45 PM »
I don't know about America but one of the professions excluded from Jury duty here are pilots. Dunno why, but I intend to use that one if it ever happens. My Mother was called twice strangely.

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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2007, 05:50:52 PM »
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Can I ask them to defer my time until the summer?  I don't mind serving...I really dont...It's just that I cant right now...Between my grad classes and my job, I can't afford to miss a single week day (at least until Mid May when classes end).


Yes, they will work with you. I had a similar situation and wasn't called up for something like another 5 years!

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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2007, 06:00:10 PM »
Back when I had jury duty...and selected for 3 trials...we had one lady who when asked if she could serve, would chant how she didnt recognize the federal government and condemned the government's actions in Waco, Tx

She got off every time.

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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2007, 06:14:57 PM »
Thats kind of funny.  I received a jury summons today.  

I could get out of it, but I won't.  I feel compelled to go and be part of the system.  I highly doubt I will get called though, most likely it will be a wasted day for me...
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2007, 06:15:31 PM »
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Cav,

I too dislike the system very much. When interviewed I am very honest. I tell them I resent the fact that I was called and that I will make all votes and decisions on any case I am put on in such a manner as to shorten my stay there. I tell them that I resent not being paid a fair wage and that they have interfered with my life making me pay for someone ele's mistake.

I make it very clear I support capital punishment with extreme predjudice to the accused. I also state my faith in the word of a police officer and other persons of authority.

Should I be more involved? Perhaps, but I also beleive in profesional jurors or the primary use of retired persons who are willing to be jurors.

Mark
 

Whatever you do, don't do this.  I too once thought that this would be a great way out, but I was surely wrong.  I made myself out to be against anyone even accused of a crime, if they were locked up for it, throw away the key.  I told them that I had lots of friends and family in law enforcement (true) and because of that, I was definately on the side of the prosecution.  To my surprise, I was the first one selected by the defense to sit on the jury!  Horrible experience!

I did however get out of it one other time though, in a very simple way.  I had my boss write the Jury Administrator a letter stating that having me out of work for any amount of time would greatly affect productivity, and the generation of revenue.  I showed the letter when I arrived, and she said, "ok, you can go".  I never even made it into the court room.

Whatever you try, good luck to you!

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2007, 06:24:37 PM »
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Whatever you do, don't do this.  


This is exactly what I did to get out of jury duty the last time I was called.

As for the responsibility of civic duty that Aquashrimp pointed out:

Why should I be responsible for rendering a controlled decision ( controlled by the court ) that I may or may not wish to make to judge whether some scumbag is innocent or guilty? They put so many rules on what you can decide and what you are to ignore that in the end you are not making the decision at all!

Just let a computer do it.

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