on his first tour I knew when he'd be landing but he told me not to meet him at the airport.  Turns out he was meeting a female online acquaintance for a little parking lot recreation.  Oh well gave me more time to ge the party set up for his friends and family. 
I cooked a bunch of 8 oz filet mignons and assorted sides.  We he got to my place, after saying hi to everyone, taking a shower, and stealing one of my shirts, he grabbed a filet that I slow cooked for 2 hours over mesquite smoke, threw it between two pieces of bread, slathered ketsup all over it, and downed it in about three bites.  About 3/4 of the guests were going 'dude'.  I was LMAO... 
When he gets home on leave this time I'm going to have the filet, on a hamburger bun, with a ketsup bottle ready for him 
