I'm a better American then you, I'm a modern American. I'm lazy and I half bellybutton it, then I let the government sort out my money for me. It's a grand life.
Seriously though, it's not that I don't want to save that money all year until the last very second when i have to scrounge up a couple hundred to pay taxes, "it's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my bellybutton off and keep all my money 'til April 15, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Gumbeau: I have eight different bosses right now."
Currently my step dad files them for me, I'm not really all very interested in taxes or anything right now. So you question my being American. Well I guess each person's view of what an American is different.