Serious answer..
1.) Bring back the big maps & 750+ player arena limit with a "you die, your last field is unavailable for 30 mins" rule to eliminate the constant re-upping horde warriors & pork auger guys. It'll move action to all over the map.
2.) Start an official AHTA program, scheduled classes with a complete curriculum so the majority of players can finally feel confident enough to fly solo or in pairs and not rely on a horde.
3.) Change the price to 16.99/mo with a discount 12.99/mo for those who have completed AHTA, make a real HTC staffer track it in billing. Something to raise the competition bar. [prices subject to cost analysis]
4.) Bomber eggs will not release at more than 5% attitude angle from horizon.
5.) re-implement the harder bombsight calibration