Originally posted by AWMac
Pleeez tell me....This has GOTTA be good!!!!
Mac
Hmm, have to edit this without giving Western Union info away...
OK, a customer comes in at the start of my shift and wants to send a WU payment to his mortgage company. The CodeCity he has listed is not on my screen. I find a different codecity for the same receiver, but want to make sure it gets to the correct account. Trying to give a damn here and not screw the guy... I call Western Union Customer Service...
I tell the customer to be sure his payment goes to the right account, I'm calling WU and check. I call the customer service number enter the applicable codes and get an operator. The following story is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent...
WU Operator: Tis iz opuratir 205. Kahn I havre vour IV numtar?
RPM: I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. Say again?
WU Operator: Tis iz opuratir 205. Kahn I havre vour IV numtar?
RPM: Do you want my ID number? It's xxx-xx-xxxx-x
WU Operator: Frank yow. Wow way my felt woo.
RPM: Umm, I'm trying to send a XYZtransfer, but the code city is not showing on my terminal. I want to make sure the customer gets the right receiver. Can you check it for me?
WU Oper: Sum chew howa monatollaotsow holla data.
RPM: Excuse me I didn't understand you.
WU Oper: Sum chew howa monatollaotsow holla data.
RPM: Listen, all I understood was data. Can I have another operator that speaks better english?
WU Oper: Woo khant understahn me?
RPM: No, I can't.
WU Oper: Then why u ancer my questyun?
RPM: Give me your supervisor, now.
WU Oper: Wahn meauxmont pweiz
RPM listens to elevator muzak...
WU Super: Hellrow, y ham opuratir 219. Kahn I havre vour IV numtar?
RPM beats forehead against counter...