<RAM gets a new keyboard, burning the previous one on purificating fire>
Kitty!!! come here lille kitty...bsbsbsbsbs...come...I have a little thing for you!!!!
<RAM calls Hairball friendly from the door...from the other side of it you can clearly hear some kind of noise. The cat comes>
Good kitty good kitty...come here!!!
<RAM opens the door, and gets out of the way. The doverman hiding on the other side of it comes out and jumps over the unwarned cat. The rest is known stuff

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Well...some one else wants to...emmm..."mark" over my keyboard???

THE TRHEAD IS MINE!!!!
Beef...I'm gonna eat some cow tomorrow if you dont put that flag out! NOW!
