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Halo · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2007, 04:54:39 PM »

Okay, I'll bite on An Inconvenient Truth. Al Gore at his finest: "I got screwed out of the presidency, and now you and the entire globe will pay!"

Al Gore and his Apple laptop, jetting from disaster to disaster. The inventor of the Internet masters global warming too. Boy are we sorry we didn't make him Prez!

Dramatic low angle views of Al. Over and over again. Dramatic backlit views of Al. Dramatic views of lonesome Al wheeling his own luggage through near empty airports. Dramatic views of Al striding through narrow corridors Into the Light, as if born again ... and again ... and again.

Dramatic views of Al in front of the world's largest and most elaborate slide presentation. Dramatic view of Al BEING HOISTED into the air so he can show where the top is of the current world population explosion (Mama, Mama, lend him your laser pointer).

Nuclear sub surfacing through the polar icecap (Al: I was on on a nuclear sub etc. etc.) Used to be classified how much ice the sub could break through, but not any longer. Thanks for sharing, Al, we needed to know that.

Like Chicken Man, he's everywhere! He's everywhere! Oh sure, China is a big energy glutton and may be the worst the world has ever seen but the U.S. is the biggest energy hog proportionately. Nyah, nyah. Mea culpa, mea culpa.

If Hillary loses, what is she going to roam the globe doing? Mmmn, wait, she wasn't the VP and heir apparent. Heavy hangs the head that loses the crown.

rpm · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2007, 05:04:27 PM »

The time lapse of worldwide glacier melting and the CO2/temperature correlation were pretty convincing arguements. I think the guy is a pretty sharp cookie.

Halo · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:31:49 PM »

I thought Al's best graphic was the population spike. That's what we should be able to control the most, but it looks the most out of control.

vorticon · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:42:27 PM »

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I thought Al's best graphic was the population spike. That's what we should be able to control the most, but it looks the most out of control.

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as far as i know, the first world countries have low population growth due to birth rate.

vorticon · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:54:31 PM »

and the reason that theres not much for new topics is because of that pesky last post wins thread.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2007, 07:54:52 PM »

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as far as i know, the first world countries have low population growth due to birth rate.

and thus the meek inherit the earth.

Halo · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:25:13 PM »

Don't you mean the meek forfeit the earth? Soaring immigrant population rates are a concern for many first world nations, including the U.S., Germany, Britain, France, and others.

In the one world humankind view, no problem.

In the my nation unique view, reluctance to compromise national identity, however that may be perceived.

Dux · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:32:06 PM »

Waiter... this topic's not very good.

Halo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:41:20 PM »

The management apologizes, Sir. No charge at all for being in this thread. Please, the next topic is whatever you choose. Do come again and recommend us to your friends.

AWMac · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2007, 09:58:56 PM »

See Rule #7

RedTop · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2007, 10:26:58 PM »

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See Rule #7

rpm · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2007, 01:26:00 AM »

So what about the CO2/global temp correlation? Did anyone look at the pics of the glaciers? Think what you might about Albert, I see nothing to dispute these facts.

JB88 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2007, 02:12:07 AM »

i guess everyone agrees with al rpm.

whooda thunk.

rpm · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2007, 02:47:00 AM »

i'm tellin' ya, it's freaky.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2007, 05:29:32 AM »

I should think beating up Al Snore is probably passe' by now. All you guys sound like a broken record. Is that all you can talk about (Al Snore, global swarming, ....)? Seems like a bit of a rut to me.