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Offline rpm

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« on: April 03, 2007, 07:11:36 PM »
Is there anything that makes you feel more manly than doing a complete oil change and lube on your pickup while drinking cold beer? I think not.
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 07:15:46 PM »
Taking breaks to scratch your nuts and butt
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 07:18:15 PM »
tool time laugh.

ho ho ho
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 07:42:48 PM »
That makes you feel manly?  I should feel like a testosterone charged rhinoceros or something...
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 07:48:15 PM »
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Is there anything that makes you feel more manly than doing a complete oil change and lube on your pickup while drinking cold beer? I think not.


Doing a woman.

What do I win?
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 07:50:39 PM »
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Doing a woman.

What do I win?


Yeah I have to go with this one here.....unless the woman is naked under the truck with me getting covered in oil. Not sure how that would play out but it might be fun finding out.
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 08:08:01 PM »
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Is there anything that makes you feel more manly than doing a complete oil change and lube on your pickup while drinking cold beer? I think not.


Grilling.  While drinking beer.
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 10:10:04 PM »
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Grilling.  While drinking beer.


It's a close second.   Rpm is correct.
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2007, 10:34:00 PM »
Tune up and Oil Change on my Mustang While Bar-B-Quing, and the Wife brings me a beer.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 12:13:29 AM »
Close Roc....

Tune up and Oil Change on a 68 Camaro While Bar-B-Quing, and Jenna Jameson brings me a beer.
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 12:34:49 AM »
Crawling up a live Orca whale's digestive system output, and going straight for the liver, heart, lungs and brains from there, with teeth and bare hands.
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Offline OOZ662

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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 12:36:13 AM »
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Jenna Jameson


I give a quote from your avatar:

"So, is there any tread left on your tires or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 03:36:16 AM »
Going scuba diving, spearing a bull shark (the animal with the most testosterone on earth), having a bar-b-q with your buddies (lots of shark-steak and beer) then banging some bikini wearing chick.
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 03:41:43 AM »
arguing with mrs. 88 and living to tell the tale.

you gotta be manly for that.
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Offline aztec

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 05:40:18 AM »
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Crawling up a live Orca whale's digestive system output, and going straight for the liver, heart, lungs and brains from there, with teeth and bare hands.


Ayuh
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