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Offline Sting138

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« on: April 04, 2007, 08:15:16 AM »
Just wondering what really wierd or funny names you have heard or seen? Not the normal Seymour Butts etc.... but real names of real people!

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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 08:43:08 AM »
Last month I was requested by A. Poon to send an email to D. Tang.  Seriously.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 08:55:40 AM »
I ALMOST fell out of my chair this morning when I had to call a contact named Peter Weidner....

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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 08:56:40 AM »
LOL

 Prince Diamond Royale Jones.  That was in Detroit over 25 years ago, but the name is hard to forget.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 09:07:47 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 09:15:31 AM »
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wow  how original.  

better than rhyming with

Choke Him  (joachim)

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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 09:16:41 AM »
someone recently told me of a man with the last name MOOK.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 09:18:20 AM »
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Originally posted by Sting138
wow  how original.  

better than rhyming with

Choke Him  (joachim)

:noid


It would only rhyme with that if its mispronounced. No worries though I blame the public schools not you.

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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 09:19:36 AM »
My shooting buddy has a co-worker which has the last name of Hardyck.   I about spit the Cherry 7 Up across the room last night when he told me.   My buddy said he get's ribbed every 15 minutes or so by other co workers.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 09:45:40 AM »
I had a kid on my ship whose name was Mark Stains. Nice kid straight out of Boot Camp and he was a Seaman on the ship. Cracked up the first time I heard over the 1MC (ships announcing system) "Now Seaman Stains, report to the quarterdeck, Seaman Stains, quarterdeck.":rofl :rofl


Some people just didn't get it at first:lol
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 09:46:38 AM »
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I had a kid on my ship whose name was Mark Stains. Nice kid straight out of Boot Camp and he was a Seaman on the ship. Cracked up the first time I heard over the 1MC (ships announcing system) "Now Seaman Stains, report to the quarterdeck, Seaman Stains, quarterdeck.":rofl :rofl


Some people just didn't get it at first:lol


LMFAO!!!
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 10:01:04 AM »
Thats too F'in hilarious!!!!!



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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 10:20:13 AM »
Can't forget NASCAR driver Dick Trickle can we????
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 10:46:27 AM »
We had a female applicant to the Police Department that had a last name of Officer. I was hoping she'd get in just to see the fuss it would cause in Internal Affairs.
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 10:49:26 AM »
I don't appreciate people making fun of other peoples names.
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