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Offline Sox62

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A Few Uncomfortable Questions...
« on: April 08, 2007, 10:08:19 PM »
1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

6) How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile,is what destroyed the Death Star?

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 10:23:04 PM »
It's a conspiracy!
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 11:02:02 PM »
WHy didnt they just blow up the planet that was blocking the moon base, and then blow up the moon?

Then again..why did the x wings and y wings attack thru the trench, when the exhaust port could have been hit from above without all the nonsense in the trench with all those towers?

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 11:23:20 PM »
They claim that a civilian freighter destroyed the two elite escorts to Lord Vader and knocked him free from the Death Star moments before it exploded.  Excuse me?  An old YT-1300?  Unlikely.

FALSE FLAG OPERATION.

I read that on the day of the attack, none of the jewish wookies showed up for work.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2007, 11:26:18 PM »
A few more important question than any of those;

Why was Howard the Duck allowed to be made?

Why is George Lucas considered such a great fim maker when he really has directed only 2 halfway decent films (American Graffiti and A New Hope)

Why does George Lucas have such a tiny head but such a fat neck?

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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 11:39:19 PM »
1. The Death Star's defences were designed for a large scale assualt, a small one man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defence
2. Tarkin didn't know of the flaw with the exhaust port so wouldn't have feared the attack. Like all CEO's he doesn't have to know everything - especially little things like giant death star killing flaws
3.  They broke into the Death Star, and allowed to eventually escape so they could track them to the hidden rebel base...the stormtrooper uniforms were purchased on ebay
4.  Apart from the fact he didn't know it was his son till later, Vader still loves him anyhow...Children like Luke are an incovnience at best, especially for conservative empire leadership
5.  Sometimes you have to do it yourself if your evil minions are unable
6.  Its called the Force, and Luke didn't trust the newly installed vista XWing computers
7.  Kenobi was thought to be dead...and these aren't the droids your looking for
8.  Lowest tendered biddders...this is what happens when you spend billions of inperial credits and accept dodgy built equipment from the lowest bidder
9. It a lucas directed movie, things like plot and sense are for other people like Steven Spielberg

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2007, 02:37:42 AM »
The easy star wars answer: The Force:noid
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 04:28:36 AM »
it's a cover-up I tell you.
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2007, 05:11:44 AM »
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Why does George Lucas have such a tiny head but such a fat neck?






hmm was he the model for Jabba the Hutt?

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2007, 07:02:14 AM »
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6.  Its called the Force, and Luke didn't trust the newly installed vista XWing computers
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Ok now this was a good answer. :aok

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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2007, 09:34:07 AM »
so that they could expand their aggression across the galaxy ...


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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2007, 09:38:41 AM »
It was all a diversion created by the REAL masters of the galaxy. The Force???? Please.......it has nothing on the Schwarz!!!!

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Re: It was all allowed to happen ...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2007, 09:47:59 AM »
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so that they could expand their aggression across the galaxy ...


"No Blood for Gravity!"


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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2007, 01:52:58 PM »
well the aftermath wasn't too pretty either :)

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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2007, 06:05:24 PM »
i'm pretty sure Rummy orchastrated the whole thing from his secret Island Fortress Lair.

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