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Offline Russian

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« on: April 16, 2007, 02:42:57 AM »



Boroda is showing me good times here :D

Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 03:43:06 AM »
Word.


the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 05:58:40 AM »
Alex, you'll be suprised, but girl on photo is Eva too :-)

How was flight back?

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 10:27:05 AM »
:D

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 12:19:40 PM »
Don't drink the water!

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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 12:27:25 PM »
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Alex, you'll be suprised, but girl on photo is Eva too :-)

How was flight back?



It was an interesting ride down - i'll save that for another thread.


the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

Offline Yeager

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 01:47:45 PM »
smoking kills you.
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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 01:50:15 PM »
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smoking kills you.


im looking forward to that, can you tell me when? im tired of waiting

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 01:52:30 PM »
pffft.....Why wait?
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 01:53:12 PM »
im trying really hard and nothings happening

Offline Yeager

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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 01:54:50 PM »
are you near a tall building?  find a spot where your body wont hurt others when it impacts.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 01:55:37 PM »
unlucki hard to find more then 2 stores here, any other advices?

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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2007, 01:59:23 PM »
I would suggest leaping in front of a fast moving bus but that could harm people.  Are there any fast moving freight trains near by that you can jump in front of?  The trick here is they need to be moving fast enough to make it painless.  We dont want pain here.

What about carbon monoxide?  Do you have access to a 10 foot length of hose, some tape and a car with a working engine, and some gas?
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2007, 02:01:41 PM »
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unlucki hard to find more then 2 stores here, any other advices?


Just jump from the second story until you land on your head and die.  it may take you a few tries but that would make for great internet video.

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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2007, 02:01:43 PM »
dunno man, hose could be good idea, but how about global pollution?
global warming is fancy lately

its not best way to not harm anyone when killing yourself, special when thats can affect whole generations