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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2007, 08:11:14 PM »
They overlook the obvious: it's rarely the bat that injures, it's the BALL.

Clearly, they should be allowed metal bats but most definitely it's time to switch to nerf baseballs.

That should really cut down the injuries.
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2007, 08:21:52 PM »
Oh I played 3rd base when I was a kid...I was 12 when a ground ball took a bounce on the turf and whammied me in the jaw.  I thought I broke it with all the swelling and blood.  Put some ice on it then got checked out at the ER.

Had that happened now....oh geez, I could sue the ball maker, the batter, the people who maintain the un-even turf....

I like the old days better, thank you!

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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2007, 08:37:33 PM »
Nanny State!

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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2007, 08:38:42 PM »
Well, nannies for sure... we've got plenty of them.

They haven't quite won the whole thing yet though.  :)
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2007, 08:39:19 PM »
PS: I didn't hurt anyone's poor wittle feelings with that post did I?
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« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2007, 08:52:56 PM »
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Originally posted by LePaul
Oh I played 3rd base when I was a kid...I was 12 when a ground ball took a bounce on the turf and whammied me in the jaw.  I thought I broke it with all the swelling and blood.  Put some ice on it then got checked out at the ER.

Had that happened now....oh geez, I could sue the ball maker, the batter, the people who maintain the un-even turf....

I like the old days better, thank you!


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It was literally years before I was willing to take the mound again
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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2007, 09:01:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Toad
They overlook the obvious: it's rarely the bat that injures, it's the BALL.

Clearly, they should be allowed metal bats but most definitely it's time to switch to nerf baseballs.

That should really cut down the injuries.


lol, they already nerfed the baseball, that's why 4'-11" 167lbs shortstops smack 30 homers
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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2007, 09:03:01 PM »
when i was a kid i got hit in the head with a bat during a game, passed out 1/2 hour later, i think it might have been a concussion, but in those days we only went to the doctor for something serious.

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« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2007, 09:04:05 PM »
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when i was a kid i got hit in the head with a bat during a game, passed out 1/2 hour later, i think it might have been a concussion, but in those days we only went to the doctor for something serious.


Oh yeah, bat to the head, florida, it's all making sense now:D
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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2007, 09:27:48 PM »
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lol, they already nerfed the baseball, that's why 4'-11" 167lbs shortstops smack 30 homers


That's not nerf, that's superball!  BooooOOOOOIIINNNNG!
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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 09:39:54 PM »
never believed in Metal bats, never have. don't believe in metal or compostite hockey sticks either

If the metal bats don't give any edge then why aren't they used in MLB.

I played competitve baseball till I was 30 and from experience metal bats are designed to outperform wood and do.

If they didn't why are all the sports stores stocked with 90% metal bats compared to wood, and don't tell me its cause wood bats break.

I could buy 3 ash bats to one good metal bat.

and in little league where the pitcher is only forty feet away, is another arguement for wood, one second means alot when it comes to reflexes.

and that is what I believe the difference between metal and wood, one second.
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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2007, 04:06:30 AM »
Dear me, nannies in America. Is nowhere safe? :huh