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Offline VansCrew1

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« on: April 22, 2007, 06:10:31 PM »
well....IM BORD :aok  :aok  :D
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2007, 06:18:15 PM »
write "i am not bored" 100 times , that should keep you from getting "bord".

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 06:23:13 PM »
What is bord?

:p
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2007, 06:24:26 PM »
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2007, 06:24:52 PM »
1 bord?
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline cav58d

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 06:26:47 PM »
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2007, 06:28:53 PM »
2 bords are better then one :)
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline cpxxx

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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2007, 06:31:07 PM »
IM BORD. In the Irish language: im = butter, bord = board.

So that translates as Butter Board who have this website:Butter Board

There you go, read that and you will be bored no longer.

I love the internet:rofl

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2007, 06:33:44 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
What is bord?

:p


As Wayne once said

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Best you not know what it means" ;)
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Re: Im Bord!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2007, 06:36:43 PM »
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Originally posted by VansCrew1
well....IM BORD :aok  :aok  :D


Buy yourself a half-litre of rum and a 1.25L of cola.

Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2007, 07:26:34 PM »
Make it a full liter of Rum and skip the cola. Cola is for girliemen.
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Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2007, 07:35:56 PM »
Just do Civil Wars all night and you'll be good to go, or dead one of the two.

Civil War Shot
1/2 shot Southern Comfort in the bottom
1/2 shot of Yukon Jack on the top

Make sure you pour it right too, because if you do them backwards with the southen on top it tastes really bad. Don't smell it either. Exhale, shoot it, and put the shot glass down. Be a man about it and don't go making any funny faces.

Also if you do one and it kinda hangs in the middle of your chest and wont go down, don't drink anything but water for about an hour or it will come back up at you later.:aok

Then there is the old standby of Jack Daniels on the rocks.

Rum is for girls. All the girly drinks out there with the little umbrellas in them use rum. I'll only drink rum and cokes when my stomach gets upset from too many beers and shots of whiskey. Helps sober me up:rolleyes:
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2007, 07:43:34 PM »
Real MEN snort Everclear.

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2007, 07:52:02 PM »
Dont snort it, look what it did to the character in Mac's avatard
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2007, 07:53:30 PM »
Can always try a Texas Sweat

1 shot glass
Tiny bit of Grenadine for color
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
Yukon Jack
Tequilia
top it off with 151 and light it on fire.


Make sure you blow out the flame before trying to drink it though. Call a cab afterwards because you wont be driving after you drink a couple of them.
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