Was on climb out in a 110 with 3/4 fuel, when I got bounced by a 25k Jug. He dives all the way to 7k to get me and blows all his E in flying by me at 550 mph. Unfortunately for yours truly, he took my left aileron with him. Then he tries again and wiff. Again and wiff. Again and big wiff. He seemed to become impatient, because he elected to joust with me and give up all his advantages for a 50/50 proposition.
Leslie Nielsen voice: "but there's only a 10% chance of that." Let's see how it worked out for him:
Why on earth would you see this and keep going towards it?
"Clubber Lang, what's your prediction for the fight?" "
Pain."
Ouchtown: population you, bro!
Got to turn off the cabin heater for a bit after this.
All this damage and he did not even ping me
once.
This is the part where I'm laughing.