There was a young man looking to buy a motorcycle, and after weeks of looking through the papers he finally found one that looked too good to be true.
He called the seller up, and went to check it out.
When he got there the motorcycle was sitting in the guys front yard and it was beautiful. Black and chrome and everything he was looking for.
The seller tells him "I can tell you really like her, and being that i'm really desperate for money right now, i'll let her go for $3,500."
The young man is shocked, pulls out $3,500 in cash and pays the man.
Before he takes off the seller says,"The only thing i ask is that you keep it in as good condition as i did. If you've noticed how bright and shining the chrome is, it's because of a little trick i learned. Whenever i know it's going to rain, i rub vaseline all over the chrome so the water beads off. So as a an extra gift, here's a a little tube of vaseline ."
The young guy takes the vaseline puts it in his breast pocket, thanks the man, and drives off to his girlfriends parents house for dinner.
His girlfriend meets him outside and tells him how nice it is to see him.
He's a little nervous, this being the first time he's having dinner there.
She tells him not to worry, but there is one thing that he should know.
Her family has a wierd rule, that whoever talks during dinner MUST wash ALL the dishes.
He says ok, and they go inside.
As soon as he walks in, he notices dirty dishes EVERYWHERE, and stacked from floor to cieling in some corners. He thinks, this is wierd, but my girlfriend is really hot and i like her so I won't say anything.
Later on at dinner, it is as she said. Dinner is served, and everyone is eating, without a single word being uttered.
He looks over at his girlfriend, in her short skirt, and puts his hand on her knee under the table. Her father see's this and doesn't say a word.
So throwing caution to the wind he picks up the daughter and they do there thing right there on the table.
About five minutes later, he looks at her mom, and can see why his girlfriend is so beautiful. So this time, he puts his hand on the mothers knee, and the father still doesn't say a word. So he picks up the mom, and they have at it on the table too!
A little while later, he looks out the window over the fathers shoulder and notices the huge rain clouds coming closer, and starts to think of his new bike and what the guy he bought it from told him about the chrome.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the little tube of vaseline and is just about to get up to go outside when the father stands up and yells,
"FUG THIS, I'LL DO THE FREAKIN DISHES!'
