Thursday Funny (seagoon you might like this)

[Gunslinger]

A Preacher was explaining that he must
Move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation,
...no one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City
Stands up and proclaims,
.... "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
Transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and
Says, "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally
Double his salary, and also establish a foundation to
Guarantee the college education of all his children!"

More sighs and loud applause, Sadie Jones, age 88,
Stands and announces with a smile,
"If the Preacher stays, .. I will give him sex!"
There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever
Possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide,
Holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and
Shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
And he said, .....
"Screw the Preacher!"

Isn't senility something else?'

Lord, keep your arm around my
Shoulder and your hand over my mouth

[AWMac]

Mac

[Leslie]

I got a feeling Seagoon is like that preacher in the Clint Eastwood movie The Unforgiven , and all those bribes wouldn't interest him that much.





Les



Though it is a pretty funny joke.

[AquaShrimp]

Theres no preacher in Unforgiven, you must be thinking of Pale Rider.

[Leslie]

Yes thank you AquaShrimp, I meant Pale Rider.  



Les

[AWMac]

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Good Sig material.



Mac

[Seagoon]

Thanks for thinking of me Gunslinger. Funny, but not quite the kind of thing I can use in a sermon illustration.

Most of my old stock of jokes are permanently retired, but here's a couple of Preacher that were sent to me a while back:

A Pastor was waiting in line to get his car filled up at the local gas station before a long holiday weekend. The attendent was doing his best but the line seemed to stretch on forever. One of the attendents recognized him and called out "Sorry Rev, it seems like everyone waits till the last minute to get ready to go on a long trip."

The Pastor called back, "I have the same problem where I work, son."


Preacher:"Hi Bill, can I invite you to come out to church next Sunday?”
Bill: “There are too many hypocrites there, Reverend.”
Preacher: “Not to worry Bill, there's always room for one more.”

- SEAGOON

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Seagoon


Preacher:"Hi Bill, can I invite you to come out to church next Sunday?”
Bill: “There are too many hypocrites there, Reverend.”
Preacher: “Not to worry Bill, there's always room for one more.”

- SEAGOON

Good stuff sir