You've played AH for too long when...

[Tilt]

When you watch Crows mobbing a Falcon and realise that its like P38's attacking an La7...........

[Dichotomy]

when you tell your wife to quit messing with the convergence on the shower heads

[JB35]

When your wife goes out and buys a 2 way radio, because its the only effective way to communicate with you, and she uses "over" and "Roger" and askes for a "radio check" and understands the meaning.

[JB35]

Every time you go to Wal-Mart, you have to go to the toy section to see what the latest GV/Plane is out on the shelf, and when you find it you look at your wife with those sad puppy dog eyes.

[Vulcan]

Originally posted by wooly15
while driving, instead of turning your head to look behind, you feel around the wheel for the hat switch.
 

I got over that when I got my vr headset... but uhhh now I reach for the throttle rotory to zoom in on stuff.

[Obie303]

When you start refering to all little kids as "squeekers".

Obie

[JB35]

Originally posted by Obie303
When you start refering to all little kids as "squeekers".

Obie

LMFAO ! !  !  

[Bronk]

When you put a fan on top of your monitor......









So the goggles and silk scarf have a purpose.




Bronk

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by LYNX
I recently seen 3 crows chasing a hawk from their nest area.  Hawk made 2 crows over shoot with a stall full flap turn and 3rd did a hi YoYo to stay on him.  

Played to long ?  I'm only just getting there.

I was watching 3 seagulls chase a crow with food the other day... The ACM was magnificent, but all I kept thinking was "buncha gangbangers!"

[Solar10]

When you crash your car and you whine to the cop about the collision model and how the other car took less damage.

[Fencer51]

When you tell to the wife that you are going to get a silver Ford Mustang for your next car, an take the next 10 minutes to explain the custom paint scheme you want on it with invasion stripes, red nose/tail, and stars-bars.

Sigh..

[5PointOh]

When you start refering to the garage at your house as "the VH"

When you drive by a red barn and check for GVs

and finally, when you hurt yourself in the garage you start yelling "Anyone got supplies!!"


My father has a Piper Cherokee, and we were flying over a lake a couple of days ago. I looked at him and not even thinking said "dad, look at all the PTs".  His expression was:huh

[dhaus]

Definitely done the bird thing - had a blue jay pull a hi yo yo on some crows.  Definitely would have had some perks on that!

[devild0g]

When your dad buys you your first phone at 13 and its a walkie-talkie --.-- and while your on a date you hear I lost my wingman, and I cant shake my wife-ack off my six.

[hubsonfire]

Originally posted by Geary420
/When you are writing emails or IM's.
/And all your sentences are cut short.
/And begin with this stupid litte thing --->/
/And your friends ask why you keep typing /.
/That is all, carry on.

 Yep, do this one too.