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Offline wooly15

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You've played AH for too long when...
« on: May 03, 2007, 09:36:54 AM »
while driving, instead of turning your head to look behind, you feel around the wheel for the hat switch.

You say "roger that" instead of "ok" when your wife asks you something.


continue....
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Offline uberhun

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 09:46:45 AM »
When you are looking at your Wifes Arse in the shower and say "Check Six"
honey!:rofl
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Offline REP0MAN

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 09:54:13 AM »
.......all your friends and family call you by your CPID.


:)
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Offline wooly15

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 10:00:08 AM »
While in the backyard, you look up at the sound of an airplane and yell to the kids.."HEADS UP, cessna comin' in on the base!"
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Offline Husky01

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 10:04:31 AM »
When your driving and you look down at the dash for the altimeter.
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Offline Simaril

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2007, 10:08:02 AM »
When you feel an irrepressible urge to reverse and merge close behind red cars...
« Last Edit: May 03, 2007, 10:13:52 AM by Simaril »
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Offline Smiggyy

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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2007, 10:10:52 AM »
You approach a junction in the road, slow down and not only check left and right, but up left, up right, rear up left, rear up right and straight up through the sunroof!!


Smiggy:aok
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Offline wooly15

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Re: When..........
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2007, 10:13:31 AM »
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Originally posted by Smiggyy
You approach a junction in the road, slow down and not only check left and right, but up left, up right, rear up left, rear up right and straight up through the sunroof!!


Smiggy:aok



:rofl :lol :rofl
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Offline APDrone

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2007, 10:20:16 AM »
You drive by a cluster of propane tanks, fuel storage drums, or other big, white, industrial looking type things and look for ack emplacements.
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Offline hubsonfire

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2007, 10:22:47 AM »
... you call the BMV and ask how many perks you get for killing a Mustang.
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Offline kvuo75

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2007, 10:26:56 AM »
i'm a letter carrier.. i send text message to my brother/squaddie when I'm finished with my route for the day with "bingo mail, rtb"
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Kill the manned ack.

Offline LYNX

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2007, 10:35:28 AM »
I recently seen 3 crows chasing a hawk from their nest area.  Hawk made 2 crows over shoot with a stall full flap turn and 3rd did a hi YoYo to stay on him.  

Played to long ?  I'm only just getting there.:lol
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Offline TinmanX

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2007, 10:38:20 AM »
When you tell the old lady that just rammed her cart into your ankles to learn some f***in SA.
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Offline Zippy41

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2007, 10:51:56 AM »
When you sit at the computer and your wife's head starts to spin like a rotating radar and ack starts hammering you!!!!!!!
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Offline Kuhn

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You've played AH for too long when...
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2007, 10:55:02 AM »
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When you sit at the computer and your wife's head starts to spin like a rotating radar and ack starts hammering you!!!!!!!


The dreaded WIFE ACK!! Indestructable!!
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