Author Topic: What About Your Corpse? (Read 1653 times)

Jackal1 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2007, 06:24:55 AM »

My corpse will not be the big problem...........but adding that face to Rushmore is going to be expensive.

myelo · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2007, 06:28:10 AM »

Cremated and have my ashes put in a Skoal can and sprinkled in the hills of East Tennessee.

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2007, 07:02:21 AM »

I want to be decapitated so I can be the zombie who is always looking for his head.

Eagler · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2007, 07:56:49 AM »

donate any body part that is worth the hassle by that time and burn the rest, spreading the ashes on a particular Sanibel Island beach

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:01:45 AM »

I always wanted to go out the viking way. Be ****ed to death by some young slave girl just before I pass, and then she helps me get pushed out to sea on a burning sail boat. The catch is that she's on it as well.

Geary420 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »

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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
I want to be decapitated so I can be the zombie who is always looking for his head.

Have you ever seen a zombie movie before?

Vulcan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2007, 05:08:03 PM »

I want to be Soylent Green

Yeager · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2007, 05:25:38 PM »

Minimal footprint: I want to be cremated and have my ashes flushed down the toilet.

AWMac · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2007, 06:09:15 PM »

What ever they can harvest from my lifeless body, let it go to those that they may live longer.

It won't hurt me.

What remains cremate and spread upon the places that my Family and Friends have smiled at.

Just to have them remember me in good times and even in times when they feel alone.

Because by then I'll have been in the Arms of the Angel..

To be played at my Fly By.

I promise to look over them all.

It's gotta be better on the other side.

Mac

Odee · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2007, 06:17:14 PM »

Whether its the Wife or myself, whoever goes last gets buried with the ashes of the other... including the ashes of our pets preceding us.

Interesting thread, here Halo.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #25 on:** May 04, 2007, 07:03:34 PM »

My wife says she'll have me incinerated and scatter my ashes in the aisles of Home Depot, since I spend a majority of my time (and money) there....

I told her that's fine.

AWMac · « **Reply #26 on:** May 04, 2007, 07:52:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
My wife says she'll have me incinerated and scatter my ashes in the aisles of Home Depot, since I spend a majority of my time (and money) there....

I told her that's fine.

"Clean up on Isle 5..."

Some pimple faced boy is gonna wipe you up in a mop..and toss off in the bucket in the Janitor Room.

Ewwww.. swimin with those that squiggles Rip?

Hurl

Mac

Halo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:17:41 PM »

I mean, really, where else in the Internet ya gonna get imaginations like in these Aces High threads?

vorticon · « **Reply #28 on:** May 04, 2007, 08:52:23 PM »

under a 120 sq. ft elaborite stone tomb, somewhere near the alberta rockies. fully intact, with a good pocket watch, a compass, a bottle of holy water, 100' of hemp rope, and a couple gold coins.

AKIron · « **Reply #29 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:16:38 PM »

Think I'll go with cremation since time consumes us all anyhow. Not to hijack here but if you believe in the eternal soul or spirit, how will you appear to yourself and others when you leave your physical body?