Oldemon is a hoot!
I remember a 1 on 10 I was in once and he did nothing but commentate over private text all through it, even as I roped him I got the PM: "You shouldn't have done that". As he ran out of E and stalled, I got: "You got lucky there, you were so dead.". As I nosed over and lined up on his flailing airframe, shot his tail, both wings and engine out, I got: "You're a noob with no skill. GFY."
Genius!