Author Topic: Hilarious smoker`s moment  (Read 855 times)

Offline Boroda

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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2007, 06:07:40 PM »
It's like one mentally-challenged woman screaming at me: "YOU!!! Don't you UNDERSTAND!!! I can't eat THIS bread - your dog SNIFFED my plastic bag!!!".

Some people just ain't friends with their own brain.

I already posted it here: until late-1960s it wasn't prohibited to smoke in Moscow subway. Just noone smoked.

If someone asks me politely to throw away my smoke - I don't mind, and I do it easily. But if they scream at me and use newspeak as "human rights", "passive smoking" and so on - **** them, I'll blow smoke into their twisted faces. I am happy to live in a pathetically politically-incorrect country.

"If you don't like the smell - then leave, and the smell will disappear with you"

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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2007, 10:24:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Octavius
 The point is, jackal was at close range and knowingly decided to light it.  

 


LOL Close range? Geez.
No, the point is, if you go back and read the post again the moron was standing next to quite few idling cars and you might recall I mentioned I was in Big D...skyline smog, factories....etc. ,etc. I also didn`t mention that they were redoing part of the parking lot at the corner of the building , real close to where he was standing and were laying hot mix asphalt. He`s worried about cig smoke? Go figure.
I also didn`t mention that he was standing in the smoking area where the smoke trees are located. Maybe he thought those things were booster repeaters for better cell phone reception. :)

Big D, L.A...............hell any city of any size and you are outside and your concern is with someone`s cig smoke with all the other crap going on around you that is down right lethal...................then you have some major issues.


Where do I pick up my official I R A Smoker tape measure?

I always do my best to respect others feelings and such when it comes to smoking. Don`t smoke in a non-smoker`s house are where there are children indoors , etc. But if I am outside and so on and my smoke bothers you you have some priority probs as I mentioned. If you are in a smoking area or open area and you don`t want to set off your 50 ft cig smoke early warning device then get the hell away from the smokers.
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2007, 08:39:07 AM »
what a bunch of little girls... "second hand smoke"  the horror!!!!!!

wimps...  If you are so sickly that a little smoke wafting by outside will send you into convulsions then you should get back in the iron lung and quit risking your life out in the big old world.

I think that most of you anti smoking nuts are just the same socialists who like telling others what to do.  I have zero respect for you.  You are girlymen.  Get the frigging operation already.

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« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2007, 09:00:55 AM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Why should he have to check downwind?



i always check downwind before i phart..
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