No longer will this:
"I 4|\/| t3h |-|4XX0r"
be called "l337 speak" (or "leet speak" or version thereof).
It will henceforth be called "poser speak" (or "poser talk" or some variation thereof), as all that use it with the intent of being cool are pre-teen posers.
This is a much more accurate name for this IQ diminishing typing method. Those that use it should not be under the impression that they are 'elite' for typing like a monkey on crack, nor should they feel they are special in any way other than the small-child-with-developmental-issues way.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you, and good day.