Ring, Ring...
Work: "Hello this is Work."
Karaya: *cough, cough...* "Can you...hear me?"
Work: "Yes we can hear you, who's calling?"
Karaya: *cough, weeez...* "This is Mr. Karaya, I'm afraid I can't make it to work today..."
Work: "Oh?... What seems to be the problem Mr Karaya?"
Karaya: "I believe it may be a Manly problem. I think I have a Hops Infection, my Mangina hurts." *sniffles*
Work: "Oh my. Well we hope you will feel better soon Mr Karaya."
Karaya: "I think I'll be okay if I can just rest a bit" *sighs*
Work: "Okay Mr Karaya, take care......bye."
Karaya: "Bye....." *click*
Karaya: *uncontrollable laughter* I did it again!!!!! For I am the MASHERBRUM!!!!
Work: "Hello HR, I have another note for Mr Karaya's file... Yes it was the Mangina excuse again, third time in two Months.... Yes we planted the CD like you instructed, is the probably 50 year old HR Rep in place?.... Yes his work group will be humming every song from the CD when he returns tomorrow to pack."
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