> 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
>right
> and you need to shut up.
>
> 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
> in fine.
>
> 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
>you
> about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
> make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say
> you're welcome.
>
> 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU, BOZO!
>
> 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
> now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
> wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
