Funny thing is, I have the perfect setup for that self- vulching lameness if I had any desire to do so. My son has an account (Mandos) and hasnt been using it since his attentions have been consumed by Lord of the Rings Online. He hasnt even downloaded the last update, and his computer is about 15 feet from mine.
However, the accusations of that whatshisname who carries gerbil testes in his sac have given many joke opportunities, so even that cloud had a silver lining!