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Offline Serenity

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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2007, 01:48:15 AM »
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lol. I LOVE that guy! He never responds to me in-game anymore... he always thought I was trying to supercede him, and so he kinda hates me... I remember this one time, he was ranting about how the "*******s were gonna buy all of china and turn central park into a parking lot for elephants"... god that was funny sh**!!! :rofl

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2007, 01:53:29 AM »
I made the mistake of saying hi on range one night. Holy **** did I get an earfull. Bear76 and I still laugh about that one.:D

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2007, 02:02:44 AM »
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I made the mistake of saying hi on range one night. Holy **** did I get an earfull. Bear76 and I still laugh about that one.:D


I still think Walleye is the best. Hes both funny, AND kind. Hes the kind of guy you can laugh your arse of at, and still have a civilized conversation with, lol.

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2007, 02:12:12 AM »
Something I heard just the other day that I had asked:

"Where am I?" while flying a 262 a few bases to the enemy land...

...I guess the in-flight GPS stops working after 15 beers. :)
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2007, 06:14:39 AM »
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Sobriety is a crutch for the weak.

I've probably had some amusing moments while drinking and playing AH, but I don't remember any of them. :confused:


I recall a certain player in a Yak getting the upper hand on a certain player in a Hurricane for about an hour.   :noid
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2007, 06:24:33 AM »
I think what the finn warrior is speaking of--, falls under "game enhancement supplys".... this being any favorite booze, any favorite cigar, any mind or mood altering substance. Personally, I cant fly without  one or the other, ohhhh sure I can,....but I prefer the "enhanced" method. nope , yer not alone, my" fly'n finn friend"..(heikki mikola's) old handle, he was a world motocross champ some yrs ago finns.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2007, 06:33:13 AM »
Koreans have a really heavy drinking habit, and while things have changed a lot in the last decade or so, still most of the men define "having a good drink with your fellows" as either drinking through the night 'til morning, or everyine knocking themselves out and waking up in a place they don't recognize.

 I remember when I was in college, and we had a spring festival in campus. Ofcourse, since any festive activity immediately associates with drinks and drinking contests, so the night quickly grew rampant.

 I remember putting down about 3 bottles of the nasty, typical Korean liquor called 'soju' - which is not as strong as whiskey or vodka, but really nasty and squirmish stuff when your brain drowns in it. Then after entering a drinking contest with a bottle of tequila I passed out sometime around midnight, and can't remember what happened.

 The next day, I woke up, with morning sun so brightly blazing. I was lying in the campus bench, and couldn't move. To my surprise, I was tied up to the bench with adhesive tapes as if I've been abducted or something.

 There I lay on the bench, my head hurting like hell, with all the students walking by scurrying around the bench I was in, glancing at me if I was a roadkill or something. I was infuriated - who could have done this to me? How humiliating.


 Then, after a while, one of my friend showed up, looking pretty much terrible, since he was also a participant of last night's madness. He unwrapped the tapes and explained to me that everyone was so drunk that the guys who could actually manage to walk on their two feet, couldn't take two steps without stumbling. I was zonked out and sleeping, and all the other guys were pretty much braindead.

 In their drunken stupor, they were worried that I'd wake up in the middle of the campus and go bump into tree or wander off into a road and get hit by a car or something, so being such good friends, worrying about me, they decided to just tape me up to the bench so I couldn't wander around hurt myself while drunk.

 
 I was actually kind of touched. I'd have been a lot more thankful to my friends, except I had to go pee, and I couldn't get out of that chair for three hours after waking up.

 Ah, a typical day of Koreans and alcohol.

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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2007, 08:44:31 AM »
If it wasn't for the film veiwer...nah,never mind.
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2007, 08:53:46 AM »
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Sober? :confused:


Drunk? :confused:
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2007, 12:08:37 PM »
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In their drunken stupor, they were worried that I'd wake up in the middle of the campus and go bump into tree or wander off into a road and get hit by a car or something, so being such good friends, worrying about me, they decided to just tape me up to the bench so I couldn't wander around hurt myself while drunk.

 
 I was actually kind of touched. I'd have been a lot more thankful to my friends, except I had to go pee, and I couldn't get out of that chair for three hours after waking up.

 Ah, a typical day of Koreans and alcohol.



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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2007, 12:50:11 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2007, 01:13:38 PM »
I can picture a new avatar in my head now.

"I is the drunk"
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2007, 01:21:13 PM »
Had a squaddie that chased a con 2 1/2 sectors before it flew off his monitor.
Used to handcuff buddies to their bikes on some runs, so they or their bikes wouldn't get lost.
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