nilsen,
this is agent r. moore of the top secret attache to the prince of tides. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to post naked pictures of the female stripper here for analysis. we can never be too careful. hooker spies have infiltrated norway before and nearly blew up the dikes...or wait...they were dykes...or..they blew the...never mind...the important thing is that we must have pictures. good luck agent nilsen. may the force be with you.
*this message will self destruct in five million stoner seconds*