So here I am.. an Operations NCOIC in a Strategic Communications Battalion, Korea.
Last Ops OIC just DEROS'd and I end up with a 2nd Louie...dammm...
Well the last OIC was left handed and had the BIG phone duct'd taped to the left side of the desk. The new LT decided he was gonna move it to the right side, seeing how he was right handed. He set his arse up for this...
Sir: What are you doing?
LT: I'm moving my phone...
Sir: You haven't opened a ticket to move yer phone...
LT: A ticket?
Sir: Yes Sir ya gotta open a ticket for all moves and such...
LT: Pfffft... Yeah right...
* I call my Central Office... keep dialing this number... it's disco'd now but when it comes up riddle his arse... Tiffany is into this....*
Phone moved and reconnected...
RING!!!!
LT answers... being riddled... SSN, Position within the BLTN..all kinds of crap... Tiff did good. That Afternoon we had a Commanders Breifing.. I told the new LT that he needed to inform the Company Commander of the phone move so the Battalion Commander wounld'nt slam or blind side her...
He was soo reluctatnat in the meeting... I breifed.. goes down the long table and back to the OPS OIC.. I passed him a note...
"If you won't tell the Commander, I will"
Trap set, bait on hook... wiggle, wiggle.......
Commander asked if there was any last issues...
LT blurts out... "Yes Ma'am.. Today I moved my phone..."
Hook, Line and Sinker!!!!
After the roar had settled, the CO told me to Leave him alone, just Protect him... she was roaring too...The BLTN XO pulled me into his office, Had me scared... then said to me..
"Tell me how you pulled that off... I havn't heard a good LT joke in ages!!!
Mac