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Offline Meatwad

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« on: May 23, 2007, 01:32:09 AM »
Meatwad has finally and totally lost it



Just had this pretty wierd dream. The AH con was being held in my hometown and had just gotten started. I had to run home to check something and while I was come, everyone had already introduced themselves.

By the time I got back, everyone was in a large circle style banquet hall eating supper. On the wall there there was a large picture projected on there showing things like "most inproved, kills, dweeb, etc." I happened to look up and see that my name was along someone elses as "most improved." I was thinking to myself that I didnt think I was most improved as I was killed at V11 earlier (which was true, because earlier this evening I upped in Dredeger's mission for V11). I mumbled to an old high school friend that I had missed intoducing myself, then all of a sudden someone gave me the mic and I was being brodcast live to the rest of the members including the others that were eating there. The following is the speech I gave word for word

"I have been on the boards and playing Aces High for about 6 years now *people clap and cheer, must of already been drunk.*  But its time to let you know who I really am. *Takes my fist and raises it high into the air and shouts* I.....AM.......MEATWAD!!  

By now everyone is screaming and clapping, shouting "meatwad, meatwad, meatwad, etc." Clearly they were drunk. Across the room were two women with low cut tops and jiggling bouncing breasts, then I woke up.

I must of been either drunk or crazy for announcing it like that.


Time to go back to bed
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 01:49:10 AM »
Stop eating that leftover chinese takeout before bedtime.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 01:51:13 AM »
you have lost it.




you really want to be cheered on by a bunch of drunk cartoon airplane playing gamers at a "con"?








I swear going to an AH con is like a weird version of gen-con, without odd looking chicks to ogle at.
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 01:52:03 AM »
I...........AM............... ..MEATWAD!


lmfao.  you dork!
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 01:54:46 AM »
someones been hitting that ganja:aok
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 01:55:10 AM »
We really want to know about the "two women with low cut tops and jiggling bouncing breasts" :D
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 04:45:17 AM »
An inner voice is saying to you...."Get a life dweeb." :D
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 06:38:52 AM »
Wonder if it could be caused from having a poor bed to sleep on. Havent had a real full nights sleep for about 5 months now. I am always waking up different times of the night and having trouble getting back to sleep :(
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
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Offline Xargos

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 06:48:58 AM »
If your worried about something, that will keep you from sleeping well.  You may want to go see a Doctor to make sure you don't have something wrong physically.  Some meds can also keep you from sleeping well, are you on anything new?

It's also a bad habit to do any type of work in your bed room.  You should not have your computer or any other work related items, nor should you read or watch TV in there.  The bedroom should only be used for sex and sleeping.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 06:58:05 AM by Xargos »
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 07:10:01 AM »
5 months with a crap bed? dude, sort it out, your spine is worth it.

sounds like a pretty normal dream to me, nothing to ask a head shrinker about. thanks for sharing, dreams are intersting to me.



from your account i made a few assumptions, correct or not, no matter.

1) you may feel that despite your long term attendance to this game, you have not really got to know many people very well.

2)despite any acheiments or improvements you have made over the years, you still feel like you have a very long way to go before you are content with your cartoon skills. secretly you desire the community to express that you have improved, more so than just thinking it yourself being enough. you desire the approval of the community yet you hold a certain level of modesty and self evaluation that you would still contest the compliments, should they arrive.

3)when the chance to take the mic is presented you do not hold back, possibly you also desire the communities attention to be totaly focused on you for a few moments so that you can make your presence known once and for all. I AM MEATWAD.

4)you desire a threesome with big breasted girls.

5) you sucked in the raid on V11




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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 07:40:37 AM »
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nor should you read or watch TV in there.  


If it weren`t for the TV in the bedroom I would get no sleep at all.
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 07:50:37 AM »
I keep a fan running and use ear plugs to drown out sounds.  If I even hear a door open or close, I'll wake up and not be able to get back to sleep.  I have a very serious problem with not being able to sleep.
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 08:01:40 AM »
That's dejavu' man.
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 08:31:20 AM »
"And the moral of the story is.
The next time you place your order.
Dont forget to say,,,


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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 08:32:39 AM »
The only time I've ever dreamed of this game was a few weeks ago.
My wife woke me up for work and I responded with.

"Not now. Pony raid"

LOL
« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 09:43:10 AM by DREDIOCK »
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