New Tattoo

[Jackal1]

 

Whatever floats your boat. Just be more attentive to the things you call irony. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Coming from you and the statements you have made on this board, it is most definitely irony in it`s truest form.

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Weeds out the phonies

For that matter why would I want to associate with people who jump to conclusions about me without ever bothering to get to know me.

To me Those who would jump to conclusions about someone because of tattoos are the true shallow ones

I agree. Jumping to conclusions based on the tats would be shallow. Enjoying the tats BECAUSE people jump to conclusions is just as shallow.

[midnight Target]

Here you go Jackl, just cause I think you need it....

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: 'You can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute, and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to The Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?

Arthur said, 'Yep, that's me.'

God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major flaws in your invention:

1. There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!'

'Hmmmmm, you have some good points there, 'replied God, hold on.'

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.'

[Thrawn]

I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.

[GtoRA2]

Originally posted by Thrawn
I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.

yeah I hear thats rare in Canada:D

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by texasmom
Thanks dog, and that's probably because you haven't seen any of my very mean-spirited early morning posts.

Your mean spirited posts?

Seeing a mean spirited post from you is liek seeing Seagoon loose his temper on the boards and apologising for it.

You cant see it and wonder what it is he's apologising for .

Its about the same as throwing a cotton ball at someone and then claiming you assaulted them. LMAO

[texasmom]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Your mean spirited posts?
Seeing a mean spirited post from you is liek seeing Seagoon loose his temper on the boards and apologising for it.
You cant see it and wonder what it is he's apologising for .
Its about the same as throwing a cotton ball at someone and then claiming you assaulted them. LMAO

*smile* thanks Drediock (and don't y'all go searching to prove him wrong here Skuzzy already deleted the worst of them )

[TalonX]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
I have one that says "welcome to Jamaca, have a nice day" but I can't post it here.

Most of the time it just says "Wendy".

[Holden McGroin]

Originally posted by Thrawn
I express my individuality by having a gigantic johnson.

Johnson's are made in Canada, but to get more than 40 hp you need to go with Evinrude. No gigantic Johnsons in Canada.

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by midnight Target
Here you go Jackl, just cause I think you need it....

An old one.
Then there are some of us that have the pleasure of riding both.

[Chairboy]

Originally posted by Jackal1
Then there are some of us that have the pleasure of riding both.

Is this still the conversation about 'johnsons'?  If so, this is rather revealing, don't you think?

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Chairboy
Is this still the conversation about 'johnsons'?  If so, this is rather revealing, don't you think?

Yes it is. I use mine on a regular basis .

[Yknurd]

Originally posted by midnight Target
I agree. Jumping to conclusions based on the tats would be shallow. Enjoying the tats BECAUSE people jump to conclusions is just as shallow.

Pointing out people are shallow for enjoying tats because other people are shallow and jump to conclusions is just as shallow.

[lazs2]

and.. it's not like it's an earing on a man or nothin...

lazs

[Jackal1]

..................and I run a Mercury on my pontoon boat.