last year my daughter and i were looking for a parking spot in a crowded mall not too far from the ocean. i spied a perfect parking spot that even had a tree for shade from the sun. i was backing in and an old guy and his wife zipped right in and stole it from me. i used it as an opportunity for an object lesson for my kid, and told her some people are just rude, we would let it go and find another place to park.
when we came back out there were about 10 million birds perched in that one tree, and the old guy's car looked like it had white measles, literally hundreds of white terds all over it - stem to stern.
while were laughing about this, the old man and his wife returned to their hard won parking spot, and the sour look on his face was absolutely hilarious!
his windshield was covered in bird crap and he put on his wipers and it just smeared it around. he had this stupid painful look on his face as he drove away and me and my daughter had to hold each other up we were laughing so hard. it was divine intervention
